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05-21-2004, 04:14 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: September 15, 2002
Location: Kennewick, WA
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I love it! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" A: "No." Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?" A: "No." Q: "Did you check for breathing?" A: "No." Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" A: "No." Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?" A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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05-21-2004, 04:52 AM
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Dungeon Master
 Join Date: February 25, 2004
Location: England
Age: 37
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lol. Something very similar to that actually DID happen in a courtroom. I read that in a paper once.
[ 05-21-2004, 04:52 AM: Message edited by: Nickzilla ] |
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05-21-2004, 08:48 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: August 24, 2002
Location: Aussie now in the US of A!
Age: 38
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Nice one
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05-21-2004, 08:49 AM
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40th Level Warrior
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hmmm...quite similar from something I read before.
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05-21-2004, 09:47 AM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: July 11, 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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An oldie but a goodie. Supposedly based on a courtroom occurrence -- but I haven't snopes-ed that assertion.
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