OMG Another Lawyer Joke.

Arvon · 11-02-2004, 07:04 AM

A Lawyer and the Pope in Heaven

A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and as they're getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made of gold thread, and Gucci shoes.

Then, they get to see where they're going to live. The Pope gets what everyone else gets, a replica of a Holiday Inn room, and the lawyer gets an 18-room mansion with servants and a swimming pool.

At dinnertime, the Pope receives the standard meal, a kosher TV dinner, but the lawyer receives a five-course meal including caviar, prime rib and chocolate truffles.

By this time, the lawyer is beginning to suspect that an error has been made, so he asks one of the angels in charge, "Has there been some kind of mistake? This guy was the Pope, and he gets what everyone else gets, and I'm just a lawyer and I'm getting the finest of everything?"

The angel replied, "No mistake, sir. We've had lots of Popes here, but you're the first lawyer we've ever had."

Bahamut · 11-02-2004, 07:25 AM

Wahahaha

Very cute [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I am going to be a lawyer, and I will go to heaven... YES I WILL!

Gangrell · 11-02-2004, 07:30 AM

Timber has a lot to look forward to I suppose

Harkoliar · 11-02-2004, 07:39 AM

ah that is a good one indeed

Morgawr · 11-02-2004, 07:46 AM

No lawers go to heavon

But a good joke.

Morgawr · 11-02-2004, 07:46 AM

Er...that should have said LAWYER. Oops

shadowhound · 11-02-2004, 07:53 AM

Morgawr: You can edit your posts using the edit button just above the post [img]smile.gif[/img]

Morgawr · 11-02-2004, 07:55 AM

Thnk you shadowhound i'll keep that in mind

Xen · 11-02-2004, 08:16 AM

ROFL! That one was good.

armageddon272 · 11-02-2004, 10:27 AM

ive heard beter but yeah, its a good morning joke. heres another if anyone doesn't mind.

An engaged couple die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they ask St.Peter if they can get married in heaven, since they didn't get a chance on earth, and St.Peter says "alright, in 100 years I'll call you back and get you married", so the couple waits patiently for 100 years. St.Peter calls them back and gets them married, but after about 30 years of marriage, the two start getting on each other's nerves. They go back to St.Peter and ask if they can get a divorce and the Saint replies "Are you kidding?! It took me 100 years to get a priest up here! I'm never getting a lawyer!"

11-02-2004, 07:04 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	A Lawyer and the Pope in Heaven A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and as they're getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made of gold thread, and Gucci shoes. Then, they get to see where they're going to live. The Pope gets what everyone else gets, a replica of a Holiday Inn room, and the lawyer gets an 18-room mansion with servants and a swimming pool. At dinnertime, the Pope receives the standard meal, a kosher TV dinner, but the lawyer receives a five-course meal including caviar, prime rib and chocolate truffles. By this time, the lawyer is beginning to suspect that an error has been made, so he asks one of the angels in charge, "Has there been some kind of mistake? This guy was the Pope, and he gets what everyone else gets, and I'm just a lawyer and I'm getting the finest of everything?" The angel replied, "No mistake, sir. We've had lots of Popes here, but you're the first lawyer we've ever had." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-02-2004, 07:25 AM	#2
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 40 Posts: 4,864	Wahahaha Very cute [img]tongue.gif[/img] I am going to be a lawyer, and I will go to heaven... YES I WILL! __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

11-02-2004, 07:39 AM	#4
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	ah that is a good one indeed __________________ Catch me if you can..

11-02-2004, 07:46 AM	#5
Morgawr Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: October 29, 2004 Location: Sussex, U.K Age: 42 Posts: 25	No lawers go to heavon But a good joke. __________________ Don\'t look too far into the future or you will miss the present!

11-02-2004, 07:46 AM	#6
Morgawr Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: October 29, 2004 Location: Sussex, U.K Age: 42 Posts: 25	Er...that should have said LAWYER. Oops __________________ Don\'t look too far into the future or you will miss the present!

11-02-2004, 07:30 AM	#3
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 37 Posts: 4,835	Timber has a lot to look forward to I suppose

11-02-2004, 07:53 AM	#7
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 39 Posts: 3,281	Morgawr: You can edit your posts using the edit button just above the post [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

11-02-2004, 07:55 AM	#8
Morgawr Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: October 29, 2004 Location: Sussex, U.K Age: 42 Posts: 25	Thnk you shadowhound i'll keep that in mind __________________ Don\'t look too far into the future or you will miss the present!

11-02-2004, 08:16 AM	#9
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 37 Posts: 8,554	ROFL! That one was good.

11-02-2004, 10:27 AM	#10
armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 34 Posts: 1,163	ive heard beter but yeah, its a good morning joke. heres another if anyone doesn't mind. An engaged couple die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they ask St.Peter if they can get married in heaven, since they didn't get a chance on earth, and St.Peter says "alright, in 100 years I'll call you back and get you married", so the couple waits patiently for 100 years. St.Peter calls them back and gets them married, but after about 30 years of marriage, the two start getting on each other's nerves. They go back to St.Peter and ask if they can get a divorce and the Saint replies "Are you kidding?! It took me 100 years to get a priest up here! I'm never getting a lawyer!"

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