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Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

A: "No."

Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

A: "No."

Q: "Did you check for breathing?"

A: "No."

Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

A: "No."

Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?"

A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

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lol. Something very similar to that actually DID happen in a courtroom. I read that in a paper once.

[ 05-21-2004, 04:52 AM: Message edited by: Nickzilla ]

Nice one

hmmm...quite similar from something I read before. ;)

An oldie but a goodie. Supposedly based on a courtroom occurrence -- but I haven't snopes-ed that assertion.