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<font color=lime>I love it! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] </font>
<font color=pink> Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" A: "No." Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?" A: "No." Q: "Did you check for breathing?" A: "No." Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" A: "No." Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?" A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." </font> |
lol. Something very similar to that actually DID happen in a courtroom. I read that in a paper once.
[ 05-21-2004, 04:52 AM: Message edited by: Nickzilla ] |
Nice one
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hmmm...quite similar from something I read before. ;)
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An oldie but a goodie. Supposedly based on a courtroom occurrence -- but I haven't snopes-ed that assertion.
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