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Those Darn Lawyers
Two lawyers, Jon and Pete, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Pete a $50 bet. Pete agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Pete is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. "Help me find my ball. Look over there," he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Pete secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces. "After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?" "What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!" "And you're a liar, too!" Jon says. "I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!" 
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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[img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] Is TL in here? That was hilarious! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]
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Jack Burton
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[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]
For my good friend TL, who will bang his head on the table 
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04-07-2003, 02:08 PM
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*bangs head on desk*
.... due to computer woes. The joke was funny. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Want a real laugh? My first name is Jon.
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[url]\"http://www.duryea.org/pinky/gurkin.wav\" target=\"_blank\">AYPWIP?</a> .... <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1ponder]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1ponder.gif\" /> <br />\"I think so Brain, but isn\'t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?\"<br />  <br />Shut UP! Pinky!
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hehe, never realise that would happen. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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