The Curse

Arvon · 01-12-2003, 03:42 PM

Remove the Curse

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

Sigmar · 01-12-2003, 03:45 PM

LOL

Just out of curiosity Arvon where do you get all these jokes from?

You've posted one here every so often since I first saw you here at IW, where do you get your material?

WillowIX · 01-12-2003, 04:12 PM

*snicker* Now answer Sigmar´s question. Who´s your muse?

Arvon · 01-12-2003, 04:18 PM

I have no single source. I find a great deal of it on the web. But a scanner and a humor magazines or papers. And I read a lot. Very little is original. Oh and some of my perveted friends e-mail me stuff.

[ 01-12-2003, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

Sythe · 01-12-2003, 05:22 PM

:hehe1: That was hilarious!!

01-12-2003, 03:42 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Remove the Curse An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-12-2003, 04:12 PM	#3
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 51 Posts: 4,628	snicker Now answer Sigmar´s question. Who´s your muse? __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

01-12-2003, 04:18 PM	#4
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	I have no single source. I find a great deal of it on the web. But a scanner and a humor magazines or papers. And I read a lot. Very little is original. Oh and some of my perveted friends e-mail me stuff. [ 01-12-2003, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ] __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-12-2003, 05:22 PM	#5
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 36 Posts: 2,365	:hehe1: That was hilarious!! __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

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01-12-2003, 03:45 PM	#2
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	LOL Just out of curiosity Arvon where do you get all these jokes from? You've posted one here every so often since I first saw you here at IW, where do you get your material?

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