Remove the Curse

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

LOL

Just out of curiosity Arvon where do you get all these jokes from?

You've posted one here every so often since I first saw you here at IW, where do you get your material? :D

*snicker* Now answer Sigmar´s question. Who´s your muse?

I have no single source. I find a great deal of it on the web. But a scanner and a humor magazines or papers. And I read a lot. Very little is original. Oh and some of my perveted friends e-mail me stuff.

[ 01-12-2003, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

:hehe1: That was hilarious!!