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08-27-2001, 11:44 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
 Join Date: March 4, 2001
Location: either CA or MO
Age: 43
Posts: 2,674
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I would go to the ends of the earth,
To kick the tramp who gave you birth. My love for you is like a rose One that's dead and never grows A greater love we'll never find the gym should fix your fat behind I'll stay with you no matter what But man, oh man, your sister's hot! I drink you up, you quell my fear, you scent my breath: I love you, beer I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy |
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08-28-2001, 12:00 AM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 1,735
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LOL 250!
   Classic! ------------------  Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time |
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08-28-2001, 12:05 AM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
Join Date: March 4, 2001
Location: either CA or MO
Age: 43
Posts: 2,674
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o, of course, i didnt write them
here is some more: In heaven's eyes you are delightful On earth, alas, you're simply frightful. The Sunlight shines on your golden hair Then it hits your face, now that's not fair! O, better to drown in thy limpid eyes than to gaze upon your cottage cheese thighs. Your warm embrace, it doth enthrall me Yet with the lights on, you appall me Your scent, your voice, your soft embrace Revolt me now: I've seen your face. Your lips: beguiling, smile: seducing your weight, however, needs reducing Please marry me my ardent lover, gay actors need convincing cover. You're beauty itself, you are my life I hope that no one tells my wife I love you more and more each day as long as you continue to stay away What can be grander than our love combined? Easy question--Your large behind. My love, you are so strong and mighty, But you look strange in my pink nightie. My darling, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.... Well, I'm thinking.... nope, nothing. Let me meditate for a few more days. When my phone rings, I'm so glad to see that it's not your name on caller ID. |
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08-28-2001, 01:25 AM
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Galvatron
 Join Date: March 29, 2001
Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there
Posts: 2,130
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ROFL!
------------------  So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be |
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08-28-2001, 05:43 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 40
Posts: 4,864
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i was about to say... "join my cause 250!!! we shall sweep the lands with our poems!!!" but then.. err... on second thought.. join us?
------------------  Heya! It's me, Imoen! |
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