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250 08-27-2001 11:44 PM

I would go to the ends of the earth,
To kick the tramp who gave you birth.

My love for you is like a rose
One that's dead and never grows

A greater love we'll never find
the gym should fix your fat behind

I'll stay with you no matter what
But man, oh man, your sister's hot!

I drink you up, you quell my fear,
you scent my breath: I love you, beer

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

Moridin 08-28-2001 12:00 AM

LOL 250! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Classic!

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250 08-28-2001 12:05 AM

o, of course, i didnt write them

here is some more:

In heaven's eyes you are delightful
On earth, alas, you're simply frightful.

The Sunlight shines on your golden hair
Then it hits your face, now that's not fair!

O, better to drown in thy limpid eyes
than to gaze upon your cottage cheese thighs.

Your warm embrace, it doth enthrall me
Yet with the lights on, you appall me

Your scent, your voice, your soft embrace
Revolt me now: I've seen your face.

Your lips: beguiling, smile: seducing
your weight, however, needs reducing

Please marry me my ardent lover,
gay actors need convincing cover.

You're beauty itself, you are my life
I hope that no one tells my wife

I love you more and more each day
as long as you continue to stay away

What can be grander than our love combined?
Easy question--Your large behind.

My love, you are so strong and mighty,
But you look strange in my pink nightie.

My darling, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways....
Well, I'm thinking.... nope, nothing. Let me meditate for a few more days.

When my phone rings, I'm so glad to see
that it's not your name on caller ID.

Grand-Ranger 08-28-2001 01:25 AM

ROFL!

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Bahamut 08-28-2001 05:43 AM

i was about to say... "join my cause 250!!! we shall sweep the lands with our poems!!!" but then.. err... on second thought.. join us? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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