Madmans Bar room Brawls (see by appointment ;))

Madman-Rogovich · 12-16-2001, 05:39 AM

Hey there guys
i know there is much conflict in Iw over petty crap so i thought Hey if anyone has problems wit anyone else let them settl it with a good old fashioned game of fisticuffs! any takers ( the bar was quiet and the fighting circle was bare)
Oh sorry almost forgot there arent any rules except for these two

RULE 1 . Dont talk about madmans bar room brawls
RUle 2 . see above
Rule 3 . lets kee this clean

now all i need is a few fighters...... and fel free to issue challenges to anyone you 'd like yo take on and if they dont fight ya then cissies they be

Liliara · 12-16-2001, 06:38 AM

Hey, I kinda like this idea! The 'Fight Club" of IW. I think I'll hang out for a while!

::looks around for someone to spar with::

Barb · 12-16-2001, 06:43 AM

I'd like to fight Madman to see who is better! I remember starting a fight with him ages ago but he sisseyed out!

250 · 12-16-2001, 07:35 AM

**chuckles** like this time?

Legolas · 12-16-2001, 08:42 AM

Yez! Me brother 'n I iz ready ta kill yuz all!
Meet me twin axez!

250 · 12-16-2001, 08:48 AM

**grins with a handsome and attractive (rightly so) smile** mez hammar iz for da taking! (dont know what it means, but oh well)

The giant man waved his 300 pound hammar above his head, wind wooshed loudly. Then he dropped the hammer's head on the ground, and brought up one of his arms, showing the metalic design

"Thiz me new arms!!" Then he sighed pitifully "me no eat thiz time, arrrrggghhhh"

Then he looked to his brother "did yez bring da watermelon?"

Legolas · 12-16-2001, 09:04 AM

Da exzdra zquizzy wat'rmelon? Dat one'z in me uvva pantz. But I got der drow'z 'ead ta take it's place.

*hands over a slightly pale and rotting drow head*

250 · 12-16-2001, 09:11 AM

"Arggghh!!! yaz gota eat it fast, mom sayz no good to wait" the giant man says "good snackz fer wating da fight." the giant man sits down and crosses his hammer on his laps. He takes a piece of Drizzt and...

[the following scene is censored due to intense violence and grusome interactions]

Legolas · 01-03-2002, 10:03 PM

Agh! 'Urry up yez pansies! We'z almost out o' brainz 'n da fight haven't ev'n start'd yet!

Where'z them days you'd step inta a bar 'n they all waz fightin' wot wiv dem chairs an' all? An' where'z me ale? Ahg!

Holy Knight Delita · 01-03-2002, 10:33 PM

Lance Dragonhart(i changed his name to lance)

Lance strides into the room and to his surprise he see's Leo and his brother standing there and begins to laugh hysterically, "LEO! You mayhave eaten my uh... Drizzt but you wont TAKE ME THIS TIME!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!!" he says as he pulls several small vials, including but not limited to... Potion of frost fiants strength, several potions of defense and such. Than he throws down his bow and chainmail. "C'mon LEO! Lets fight... 'Hand ter Hand'" He says as he laughs diabolically, while drinking his last potion. He then enters the ring.

12-16-2001, 05:39 AM	#1
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 39 Posts: 1,918	Hey there guys i know there is much conflict in Iw over petty crap so i thought Hey if anyone has problems wit anyone else let them settl it with a good old fashioned game of fisticuffs! any takers ( the bar was quiet and the fighting circle was bare) Oh sorry almost forgot there arent any rules except for these two RULE 1 . Dont talk about madmans bar room brawls RUle 2 . see above Rule 3 . lets kee this clean now all i need is a few fighters...... and fel free to issue challenges to anyone you 'd like yo take on and if they dont fight ya then cissies they be __________________ One room, one axe, one outcome.

12-16-2001, 06:38 AM	#2
Liliara Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: August 17, 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 874	Hey, I kinda like this idea! The 'Fight Club" of IW. I think I'll hang out for a while! ::looks around for someone to spar with:: __________________ Proud member of the LH (Yorick?)<br />Captain of Bouncers, Boogre Bar<br /><br />\"I\'ve had it up to here, listening to a small segment of people try to put down America! America\'s the greatest land on Earth, and we oughta be proud of what we have! I\'m proud of America, I\'m proud of our people, and I\'m gonna prove it. We\'re American and DAMN proud of it! Frankly I\'m getting a little ticked off...go ta ****\"... Dink (if anyone knows who originally said this, please let me know!)

12-16-2001, 06:43 AM	#3
Barb Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 16, 2001 Location: England, UK Age: 51 Posts: 1,150	I'd like to fight Madman to see who is better! I remember starting a fight with him ages ago but he sisseyed out! __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"></a> <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"><b>The Master of Beasts</b></a>

01-03-2002, 10:33 PM	#10
Holy Knight Delita Manshoon Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Michigan, United States Age: 38 Posts: 233	Lance Dragonhart(i changed his name to lance) Lance strides into the room and to his surprise he see's Leo and his brother standing there and begins to laugh hysterically, "LEO! You mayhave eaten my uh... Drizzt but you wont TAKE ME THIS TIME!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!!" he says as he pulls several small vials, including but not limited to... Potion of frost fiants strength, several potions of defense and such. Than he throws down his bow and chainmail. "C'mon LEO! Lets fight... 'Hand ter Hand'" He says as he laughs diabolically, while drinking his last potion. He then enters the ring. __________________ \"Me and you are caught up in the same flow... I\'m just swimming against it\" -Delita Hyral-<br />\"All mortal men are destined to die, but death cannot kill their names.\" -Icelandic Proverb-

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12-16-2001, 07:35 AM	#4
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	chuckles like this time?

12-16-2001, 08:42 AM	#5
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 40 Posts: 5,459	Yez! Me brother 'n I iz ready ta kill yuz all! Meet me twin axez!

12-16-2001, 08:48 AM	#6
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	grins with a handsome and attractive (rightly so) smile mez hammar iz for da taking! (dont know what it means, but oh well) The giant man waved his 300 pound hammar above his head, wind wooshed loudly. Then he dropped the hammer's head on the ground, and brought up one of his arms, showing the metalic design "Thiz me new arms!!" Then he sighed pitifully "me no eat thiz time, arrrrggghhhh" Then he looked to his brother "did yez bring da watermelon?"

12-16-2001, 09:04 AM	#7
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 40 Posts: 5,459	Da exzdra zquizzy wat'rmelon? Dat one'z in me uvva pantz. But I got der drow'z 'ead ta take it's place. hands over a slightly pale and rotting drow head

12-16-2001, 09:11 AM	#8
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	"Arggghh!!! yaz gota eat it fast, mom sayz no good to wait" the giant man says "good snackz fer wating da fight." the giant man sits down and crosses his hammer on his laps. He takes a piece of Drizzt and... [the following scene is censored due to intense violence and grusome interactions]

01-03-2002, 10:03 PM	#9
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 40 Posts: 5,459	Agh! 'Urry up yez pansies! We'z almost out o' brainz 'n da fight haven't ev'n start'd yet! Where'z them days you'd step inta a bar 'n they all waz fightin' wot wiv dem chairs an' all? An' where'z me ale? Ahg!

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