Hey there guys
i know there is much conflict in Iw over petty crap so i thought Hey if anyone has problems wit anyone else let them settl it with a good old fashioned game of fisticuffs! any takers ( the bar was quiet and the fighting circle was bare)
Oh sorry almost forgot there arent any rules except for these two

RULE 1 . Dont talk about madmans bar room brawls
RUle 2 . see above
Rule 3 . lets kee this clean

now all i need is a few fighters...... and fel free to issue challenges to anyone you 'd like yo take on and if they dont fight ya then cissies they be

Hey, I kinda like this idea! The 'Fight Club" of IW. I think I'll hang out for a while!

::looks around for someone to spar with::

I'd like to fight Madman to see who is better! I remember starting a fight with him ages ago but he sisseyed out!

**chuckles** like this time?

Yez! Me brother 'n I iz ready ta kill yuz all!
Meet me twin axez!

**grins with a handsome and attractive (rightly so) smile** mez hammar iz for da taking! (dont know what it means, but oh well)

The giant man waved his 300 pound hammar above his head, wind wooshed loudly. Then he dropped the hammer's head on the ground, and brought up one of his arms, showing the metalic design

"Thiz me new arms!!" Then he sighed pitifully "me no eat thiz time, arrrrggghhhh"

Then he looked to his brother "did yez bring da watermelon?"

Da exzdra zquizzy wat'rmelon? Dat one'z in me uvva pantz. But I got der drow'z 'ead ta take it's place.

*hands over a slightly pale and rotting drow head*

"Arggghh!!! yaz gota eat it fast, mom sayz no good to wait" the giant man says "good snackz fer wating da fight." the giant man sits down and crosses his hammer on his laps. He takes a piece of Drizzt and...

[the following scene is censored due to intense violence and grusome interactions]

Agh! 'Urry up yez pansies! We'z almost out o' brainz 'n da fight haven't ev'n start'd yet!

Where'z them days you'd step inta a bar 'n they all waz fightin' wot wiv dem chairs an' all? An' where'z me ale? Ahg!

<font color="red">Lance Dragonhart(i changed his name to lance)

Lance strides into the room and to his surprise he see's Leo and his brother standing there and begins to laugh hysterically, "LEO! You mayhave eaten my uh... Drizzt but you wont TAKE ME THIS TIME!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!!" he says as he pulls several small vials, including but not limited to... Potion of frost fiants strength, several potions of defense and such. Than he throws down his bow and chainmail. "C'mon LEO! Lets fight... 'Hand ter Hand'" He says as he laughs diabolically, while drinking his last potion. He then enters the ring.</font>