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03-26-2003, 09:11 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Political Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted $5000 to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. "Isn't it true that you accepted $5000 to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question." "Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you!" 
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03-26-2003, 09:40 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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haha, someone is gonna get punched!
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03-26-2003, 09:48 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: September 15, 2002
Location: Kennewick, WA
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Good one! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]
This is more like a judge joke.Do we have any judges on IW?
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03-26-2003, 10:02 PM
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Lord Ao
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What do you mean do we have any Judges here at IW? don't you read the posts?
We have over 11,000 of them here. Now that's funny!!!!!
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03-27-2003, 12:38 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: September 15, 2002
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03-27-2003, 12:57 PM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Europe
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Another lawyer joke? [*notices Timer Loftis approaching with a blunt axe in his right hand]. Errr..always a delight Arvon, keep it up.
[ 03-27-2003, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ] |
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03-27-2003, 01:02 PM
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Ironworks Webmaster
Join Date: January 4, 2001
Location: Lakeland, Florida
Age: 51
Posts: 11,720
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 Sic'em Timber!!!!
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03-27-2003, 01:07 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: May 2, 2002
Location: Canterbury, England
Age: 36
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Heh heh...sick 'em TL, with your felt head...
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