Political Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted $5000 to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. "Isn't it true that you accepted $5000 to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you!"

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haha, someone is gonna get punched!

Good one! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]
This is more like a judge joke.Do we have any judges on IW?

What do you mean do we have any Judges here at IW? don't you read the posts?
We have over 11,000 of them here.
Now that's funny!!!!!

<font color=steelblue>All right, you got me there...</font> :D :D

Another lawyer joke? [*notices Timer Loftis approaching with a blunt axe in his right hand]. Errr..always a delight Arvon, keep it up. :D

[ 03-27-2003, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Don't ya mean "Timber Loftis pulls out his +30 Hammer of Justice" ? ;)

Sic'em Timber!!!!

Heh heh...sick 'em TL, with your felt head... :D :D