The 3 Wise Men

[johnny]

Originally posted by Jorath Calar: I also wonder why in the bible Jesus goes from the age og 12 to 30 with out a word being mentioned, was he really such a tough teenager...? I mean he could turn water into wine... Can't you just see him getting all drunk with his friends then cruise around on a mule turning people into lepers No wonder there isn't a word about it... And poor Mary and Joseph had to use the gold to pay the victims compensation [img]smile.gif[/img]

Dude, don't you know, that's because from his 18th until his 25th he was a footballhooligan, spending a lot of time in prison. They left that out too, you'll need a copy of the uncutt version.

[Yorick]

Originally posted by Jorath Calar: I also wonder why in the bible Jesus goes from the age og 12 to 30 with out a word being mentioned, was he really such a tough teenager...? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Because the gospels weren't written as a biography, either in intent or application.

hmmmm

"Jesus Christ - the Growing Pains"

there woould be a book and a half

[/)eathKiller]

The Frankenseince and Merr were burnt into the air... as for the gold?

well Jesus had to get the clothes on his back from SOMEWHERE...

[The Hunter of Jahanna]

Aside from the gold who needs frankensence and myrr?? Instead of the 3 wise men they should have been called the 1 wise man and 2 go tards!! Why didnt they bring the cigars and the beer like there SUPPOSEDto do?? Whenever anyone in my family has ever had a kid that is what we bring. Cash,booze and smokes are exactly what a parent needs to get through night after night of a crying baby. They can buy earplugs , get the kid drunk and drowsy , and if all else fails , smoke while they pace the house with the little nipper.