The 3 Wise Men

06-27-2002, 07:56 AM

Okay, I have a question here regarding the Wise Men

they got the baby Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh right?

so what did Mary and Joseph DO with this stuff?

and why didn't they bring something more appropriate like toys? I bet if Lego had been invented he'd have wanted some of that

Lek Dukagjin · 06-27-2002, 07:58 AM

They probably sold it for drugs which they then fed to their baby, giving it lots & lots of delusions of grandeur

AzureWolf · 06-27-2002, 08:00 AM

I always did reckon they shoulda traded those gifts in for a decent present like a box of special brownies. Or even a fresh batch of cliffs gut-buster brownies.

Ar-Cunin · 06-27-2002, 08:01 AM

You can always use gold - I know that after playing rpg

And he'd probably have to wait a few years before geting Lego, but a teddy-bear would have been nice

06-27-2002, 08:44 AM

well I don't think they used the gold to send him to college do you? tut!

Earthdog · 06-27-2002, 09:00 AM

Mary and Joseph enjoyed the glitter of the gold and the smell of frankisence and myrrh while they munched on some of the local peyote buttons

"Check it out Mary.. the camel is asking me directions to Jerueselum"

"Wow Joey dude, Those buttons were really fresh werent they??

Avatar · 06-27-2002, 09:32 AM

In great hurry they probably left the gifts in the stable or gave them as a gift to the inn owner who became very happy [img]smile.gif[/img]

johnny · 06-27-2002, 11:08 AM

In fact there was a fourth wise man, but they left that out of the bible. He was from Amsterdam and he brought a big box full of XTC pills. That's why Jesus could walk over water and all, you know ? I wonder why they left that out ? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

johnny · 06-27-2002, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lek Dukagjin:
They probably sold it for drugs which they then fed to their baby, giving it lots & lots of delusions of grandeur

Dude, just a warning, your sig is too big !

Jorath Calar · 06-27-2002, 11:37 AM

I also wonder why in the bible Jesus goes from the age og 12 to 30 with out a word being mentioned, was he really such a tough teenager...?
I mean he could turn water into wine...
Can't you just see him getting all drunk with his friends then cruise around on a mule turning people into lepers

No wonder there isn't a word about it...
And poor Mary and Joseph had to use the gold to pay the victims compensation
[img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 06-27-2002, 11:38 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

06-27-2002, 07:58 AM	#2
Lek Dukagjin Dungeon Master Join Date: May 16, 2002 Location: British Empire Age: 49 Posts: 72	They probably sold it for drugs which they then fed to their baby, giving it lots & lots of delusions of grandeur __________________

06-27-2002, 08:01 AM	#4
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 54 Posts: 2,326	You can always use gold - I know that after playing rpg And he'd probably have to wait a few years before geting Lego, but a teddy-bear would have been nice __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

06-27-2002, 09:00 AM	#6
Earthdog Emerald Dragon Join Date: May 1, 2001 Location: melbourne victoria australia Age: 60 Posts: 960	Mary and Joseph enjoyed the glitter of the gold and the smell of frankisence and myrrh while they munched on some of the local peyote buttons "Check it out Mary.. the camel is asking me directions to Jerueselum" "Wow Joey dude, Those buttons were really fresh werent they?? __________________ THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

06-27-2002, 09:32 AM	#7
Avatar Vampire Join Date: April 28, 2001 Location: Cambridge Age: 42 Posts: 3,877	In great hurry they probably left the gifts in the stable or gave them as a gift to the inn owner who became very happy [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <b>Ê†ë®Ñï†Ý \'s Avariel<br /></b><br />Creator and Mithril Protector of the ALSB Clan <br /> [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/avatar.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

06-27-2002, 11:08 AM	#8
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	In fact there was a fourth wise man, but they left that out of the bible. He was from Amsterdam and he brought a big box full of XTC pills. That's why Jesus could walk over water and all, you know ? I wonder why they left that out ? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

06-27-2002, 07:56 AM	#1
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Okay, I have a question here regarding the Wise Men they got the baby Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh right? so what did Mary and Joseph DO with this stuff? and why didn't they bring something more appropriate like toys? I bet if Lego had been invented he'd have wanted some of that

06-27-2002, 08:00 AM	#3
AzureWolf 20th Level Warrior Join Date: May 3, 2001 Location: . Age: 41 Posts: 2,762	I always did reckon they shoulda traded those gifts in for a decent present like a box of special brownies. Or even a fresh batch of cliffs gut-buster brownies.

06-27-2002, 08:44 AM	#5
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	well I don't think they used the gold to send him to college do you? tut!

06-27-2002, 11:37 AM	#10
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	I also wonder why in the bible Jesus goes from the age og 12 to 30 with out a word being mentioned, was he really such a tough teenager...? I mean he could turn water into wine... Can't you just see him getting all drunk with his friends then cruise around on a mule turning people into lepers No wonder there isn't a word about it... And poor Mary and Joseph had to use the gold to pay the victims compensation [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 06-27-2002, 11:38 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

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