Okay, I have a question here regarding the Wise Men ;)

they got the baby Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh right?

so what did Mary and Joseph DO with this stuff?

and why didn't they bring something more appropriate like toys? I bet if Lego had been invented he'd have wanted some of that :D

They probably sold it for drugs which they then fed to their baby, giving it lots & lots of delusions of grandeur http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish...icons/wink.gif

I always did reckon they shoulda traded those gifts in for a decent present like a box of special brownies. Or even a fresh batch of cliffs gut-buster brownies.

You can always use gold - I know that after playing rpg

And he'd probably have to wait a few years before geting Lego, but a teddy-bear would have been nice ;)

well I don't think they used the gold to send him to college do you? tut! :D

Mary and Joseph enjoyed the glitter of the gold and the smell of frankisence and myrrh while they munched on some of the local peyote buttons ;)

"Check it out Mary.. the camel is asking me directions to Jerueselum"

"Wow Joey dude, Those buttons were really fresh werent they??

:D

In great hurry they probably left the gifts in the stable or gave them as a gift to the inn owner who became very happy [img]smile.gif[/img]

In fact there was a fourth wise man, but they left that out of the bible. He was from Amsterdam and he brought a big box full of XTC pills. That's why Jesus could walk over water and all, you know ? I wonder why they left that out ? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Dude, just a warning, your sig is too big !

I also wonder why in the bible Jesus goes from the age og 12 to 30 with out a word being mentioned, was he really such a tough teenager...?
I mean he could turn water into wine...
Can't you just see him getting all drunk with his friends then cruise around on a mule turning people into lepers

No wonder there isn't a word about it...
And poor Mary and Joseph had to use the gold to pay the victims compensation
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[ 06-27-2002, 11:38 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]