Whats the meanest thing anyones done to Hair Dallas - Page 2

Thaziax · 05-29-2002, 09:42 AM

that is so cruel, but a funny cruel.

drewal · 05-29-2002, 04:01 PM

Hmmm...

Trapped in a room with a pit fiend...

Turned to stone forever...

Poisoned to death by spiders...

All equally acceptable fates for Haer Dalis

SomeGuy · 05-29-2002, 05:24 PM

Had my half-orc sit on Dalis and fart.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 05-29-2002, 05:31 PM

ER right... why does everyone here seem to hate this guy? Hair Dallas, well I suppose the meanest thing I did to him was ...um... turn him into a staute decorating the enterence to my pocket place, along with Edwin and a couple of others. This is just as I killed him, so he kinda looks like hes dancing, unfortunatly, the angle is such that he *cannot* be resurected coz the 'blue circle' aint there. Does that count??? oh yeah and cespinar kinda runs around him... Thats what he gets for calling me 'raven'...

ZFR · 05-30-2002, 03:47 AM

well thats not really mean.... and i loaded the game after that to have him back....

stripped him of all items... and made him magic missile aerie so minsc tore him apart

drewal · 05-30-2002, 04:06 PM

I've had a new idea for making Hair Dallas miserable. But it would require the sacrifice of some significant items.

Someone may be better qualified to tell me if this would work.

#1 - find an area with damaging ground cover (pool of lava in shadow ruins, etc)
#2 - load Hair Dallas up with regeneration items (egg on head, ring of regen, etc.)
#3 - give Hair Dallas ring of folly
#4 - move Hair Dallas onto the damaging ground cover
#5 - hopefully Hair Dallas can regenerate fast enough to stay alive
#6 - put ring of folly on Hair Dallas' finger
#7 - drop Hair Dallas from party
#8 - theoretically, he will sit there, taking damage permanently

Will the comp automatically take the ring of folly off Hair's finger when I drop him?

Will the comp automatically remove the curse of feeblemind from Hair when I drop him?

danzibr · 05-31-2002, 02:04 PM

I only took him in my party once, but I didn't do anything bad to him. I figured something out, if you're doing his quest with the warden and all the bad guys in the other dimension, drop him off before you talk to the chick that lets you leave, many times. You'll get the exp because she can't talk to him. Unfortunately, you can't leave; so get him back in your group and get the exp one more time. Then again you could just use Shadow Keeper...

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 05-31-2002, 06:53 PM

"well thats not really mean...."

No I suppose not., But then I'm an elven ranger; at least in the game, a GN. I cant really turn against my allignment can I? well I suppose I could... but surely leaving him as a staute decorating my pocket plane, with no chance of being resuced, is mean... after all its a ticking timebomb... and then theres thats infuratin imp, running around humming to himself... I *suppose* I could have put him tho hell first, but.. hahha, sorry just had a funny thought; give him to irenicus to play with, then bohdi and then 'dear' 'brother' Sarevok... hows *that* for meanness?

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 05-31-2002, 06:57 PM

just had a weird thought; is it possible to lvl drain someone, say a certain tifling; give him all those nasty items that first post said i.e.;
"Had Haer Dalis read a cursed scroll of ugliness.
Now he's ugly.
Had Haer Dalis wield the Vampire's Revenge.
Now when if he ever hits anything with his sword, he takes damage.
Put the Armour of missile attraction on him.
Now he gets hit with every arrow, bolt and bullet.
Put the ring of clumsiness on him.
Now he's clumsy. Really clumsy.
Had him read the cursed scroll of weakness.
Now he's really weak.
Put the bracers of binding on him.
Still looking for a hook horror.
Finally, put the girdle of sex change on him.
Now he is a woman."

This is where it becomes *really* nasty; give him to JAHERIA to tounge lash.. Turn him to stone; plant him beneth the stones of Ailath..., lol; What I mean is, after turning him to stone, imprison him in th pocket plane... is *that* mean enough for ya?? oh and give him the spear 'back biter' too while we're at it...

shadowhound · 06-01-2002, 02:30 AM

(Dodge thrown items mode) Err.. i liked Haer Dalis. I hated Anomen and Aerie and well thats it. (/Dodge thrown items mode)

05-29-2002, 04:01 PM	#12
drewal Drow Warrior Join Date: January 8, 2002 Location: Dallas, Texas Age: 47 Posts: 272	Hmmm... Trapped in a room with a pit fiend... Turned to stone forever... Poisoned to death by spiders... All equally acceptable fates for Haer Dalis __________________ This is going to be a short trip...

05-29-2002, 05:24 PM	#13
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	Had my half-orc sit on Dalis and fart. __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

05-29-2002, 05:31 PM	#14
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	ER right... why does everyone here seem to hate this guy? Hair Dallas, well I suppose the meanest thing I did to him was ...um... turn him into a staute decorating the enterence to my pocket place, along with Edwin and a couple of others. This is just as I killed him, so he kinda looks like hes dancing, unfortunatly, the angle is such that he cannot be resurected coz the 'blue circle' aint there. Does that count??? oh yeah and cespinar kinda runs around him... Thats what he gets for calling me 'raven'... __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

05-30-2002, 03:47 AM	#15
ZFR Legion Symbol Join Date: February 14, 2002 Location: Ireland Age: 40 Posts: 7,368	well thats not really mean.... and i loaded the game after that to have him back.... stripped him of all items... and made him magic missile aerie so minsc tore him apart __________________ ZFR

05-30-2002, 04:06 PM	#16
drewal Drow Warrior Join Date: January 8, 2002 Location: Dallas, Texas Age: 47 Posts: 272	I've had a new idea for making Hair Dallas miserable. But it would require the sacrifice of some significant items. Someone may be better qualified to tell me if this would work. #1 - find an area with damaging ground cover (pool of lava in shadow ruins, etc) #2 - load Hair Dallas up with regeneration items (egg on head, ring of regen, etc.) #3 - give Hair Dallas ring of folly #4 - move Hair Dallas onto the damaging ground cover #5 - hopefully Hair Dallas can regenerate fast enough to stay alive #6 - put ring of folly on Hair Dallas' finger #7 - drop Hair Dallas from party #8 - theoretically, he will sit there, taking damage permanently Will the comp automatically take the ring of folly off Hair's finger when I drop him? Will the comp automatically remove the curse of feeblemind from Hair when I drop him? __________________ This is going to be a short trip...

05-29-2002, 09:42 AM	#11
Thaziax Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: May 16, 2002 Location: England Age: 37 Posts: 46	that is so cruel, but a funny cruel.

05-31-2002, 02:04 PM	#17
danzibr Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: America Age: 37 Posts: 36	I only took him in my party once, but I didn't do anything bad to him. I figured something out, if you're doing his quest with the warden and all the bad guys in the other dimension, drop him off before you talk to the chick that lets you leave, many times. You'll get the exp because she can't talk to him. Unfortunately, you can't leave; so get him back in your group and get the exp one more time. Then again you could just use Shadow Keeper... __________________ I like Gaming; I\'m a Gamer.

05-31-2002, 06:53 PM	#18
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	"well thats not really mean...." No I suppose not., But then I'm an elven ranger; at least in the game, a GN. I cant really turn against my allignment can I? well I suppose I could... but surely leaving him as a staute decorating my pocket plane, with no chance of being resuced, is mean... after all its a ticking timebomb... and then theres thats infuratin imp, running around humming to himself... I suppose I could have put him tho hell first, but.. hahha, sorry just had a funny thought; give him to irenicus to play with, then bohdi and then 'dear' 'brother' Sarevok... hows that for meanness? __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

05-31-2002, 06:57 PM	#19
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	just had a weird thought; is it possible to lvl drain someone, say a certain tifling; give him all those nasty items that first post said i.e.; "Had Haer Dalis read a cursed scroll of ugliness. Now he's ugly. Had Haer Dalis wield the Vampire's Revenge. Now when if he ever hits anything with his sword, he takes damage. Put the Armour of missile attraction on him. Now he gets hit with every arrow, bolt and bullet. Put the ring of clumsiness on him. Now he's clumsy. Really clumsy. Had him read the cursed scroll of weakness. Now he's really weak. Put the bracers of binding on him. Still looking for a hook horror. Finally, put the girdle of sex change on him. Now he is a woman." This is where it becomes really nasty; give him to JAHERIA to tounge lash.. Turn him to stone; plant him beneth the stones of Ailath..., lol; What I mean is, after turning him to stone, imprison him in th pocket plane... is that mean enough for ya?? oh and give him the spear 'back biter' too while we're at it... __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

06-01-2002, 02:30 AM	#20
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 39 Posts: 3,281	(Dodge thrown items mode) Err.. i liked Haer Dalis. I hated Anomen and Aerie and well thats it. (/Dodge thrown items mode) __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

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