Whats the meanest thing anyones done to Hair Dallas

[drewal]

Playing an evil cleric of Talos currently, so I added Hair Dallas to my party.

Always send him out on point, to scout things.

Then I put the gauntlets of fumbling on him, just for fun.

But now I've gathered more cursed items. So I removed cursed the fumbling glove, and did the following:

Had Haer Dalis read a cursed scroll of ugliness.
Now he's ugly.
Had Haer Dalis wield the Vampire's Revenge.
Now when if he ever hits anything with his sword, he takes damage.
Put the Armour of missile attraction on him.
Now he gets hit with every arrow, bolt and bullet.
Put the ring of clumsiness on him.
Now he's clumsy. Really clumsy.
Had him read the cursed scroll of weakness.
Now he's really weak.
Put the bracers of binding on him.
Still looking for a hook horror.
Finally, put the girdle of sex change on him.
Now he is a woman.

Stats:can carry 15 lbs.
Str 5
Dex 8
Con 9
Int 10
Wis 13
Chr 3

I would put the ring of folly on him, dropping his int and wis to 3 apiece, but then he is unable to move, as the ring also casts feeblemind on the wearer.

We still send him outon point. When he encounters enemies, my priest of talos casts lightning bolts in his general direction, and Edwin drops fireballs on Haer Dalis an wahtever enemies he has run into.

[Master Of Olympus]

The worst thing I have actually done to him is to get my character ( a Sorcerer) to pump him full of spells till he was dead. Then removed him from my party, does that count??

[Helspanth]

I get the feeling that you don't really like HaerDalis?
Dare I ask why?

[Tanoch Thas'ala]

Demora, my female Skald, convinced Hare Dallas that he could beat the Wolfwares in Firkraag's dungeon with only one magic bullet of sthrength and returning...the little strumpet somehow forgot to supply him with the sling....

Anemone I had some real fun with, I took his damn family shield and sold it to Madulf the Orge in Umar hills, I gave his sword to the kids there, and got him killed by the some wondering goblins in Windspar...then I had Viconia Raise dead, and with only 1 hitpoint, droped his sorry arse off at daddy's estate...broke as a joke...

Aerie, as soon as I got her in my party, became annoying so I took her into the inn of seven vales or whatever it's named and convinced her that the dwarf upstairs said he wanted to do nasty things to a wingless elf freak and that he had some special treat for quayle or water fowl or whatever the lecherous uncle of Aerie's name is..So Demora sent her up with a sling of Rightous annoyingness...she forgot to give up the bullets....Boo kinda made a booboo on poor aerie's spellbook and when minsc tried to clean it, all the words got either smudged or smeare dor erased...

I captured Boo one night while minsc slept and fed it to Demora's Familliar El Gato...I then told Minsc that a group of Trolls would give Boo back if he fought them in unarmed combat..sadly he rejcted Viconia's offer to cut his arms off and and we all settled on him going near buck naked to the troll camp in the Druid's Grove...

Korgan, I left without any weapons or armour in one of the tombs to search out his book..last thing I heard from him was some screaming about a crypt king or some such blather, for an evil dwarf, he sure did cry a lot...

[The.Relic]

I guess the meanest thing I did to Dalis was to let him romance Aerie, knowing all the while that sooner or later he would challenge me to a dual to the death for her affection. Then when he did so, I fragged him.

[Zuvio]

Tanoch Thas'ala, u crack me up man. Are there any Monthy Python mods out there? I just LOVE this kinda humor.

=) Zuvio.

[Morgan_Corbesant]

i took off all oh his armor, weapons, EVERYTHING!!! he had NOT spells memorized, and i put him in a room all alone. then my sorceror went in, and cast gate, running out and shutting the door, leaving the little tiefling to deal with it completely unarmed. it was funny.

[SixOfSpades]

The Demonic Plane you visit in the Planar Sphere now has 1 more statue than it did previously. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[eLLithid]

Chop him to bits and left him there...

PEACE

[Memnoch]

The worst thing? Strip him weaponless, turn his AI on, lock him in a small room, then cast Summon Spider inside the room.