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Old 01-06-2003, 05:18 PM   #121
Aelia Jusa
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Skye! Keep that bikini on! The only drool drains we've installed so far are out at the statues
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Old 01-06-2003, 05:47 PM   #122
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As the chocolate/mud war rages on, an almost imperceptible sound is faintly heard, it is a strange sound, and not one easily identified.

a few moments later the sound is more easily recognized, it sounds almost like the skittering of thousands of insects, a few moments more and a definite rythm can be found, as of a thousand tiny feet marching in unison.

a few moments later unseeing eyes and unfeeling feelers round the corner, revealing two hundred marching, deep-fried, chocolate covered lobsters, each with a ball of chocolate held in it's tail.

They quickly launch them in a catapult-like manner, pelting everyone with dozens of balls, and over the sound of flinging chocolate can be heard the laughter of a madman, for truly only a madman would master (undead)lobsters for the sake of throwing balls of chocolate. but the Morgeruat was nowhere to be seen, and his laughter faded quickly
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Old 01-06-2003, 05:49 PM   #123
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*is annoyed by lobsters* "RALLY TO ME! EVERYONE! FORGET YOUR PETTY RIVALRIES AND SLAY THE LOBSTER LEADER! PELT HIM WITH CHOCOLATEMUD SO WE CAN RESUME OUR WAR! SKYE'S BIKINI FOR THE ONE THAT TAKES HIS HEAD!" [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] sorry Skye, too good to resist. *pelts lobster leader*
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Old 01-06-2003, 07:48 PM   #124
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as the largest lobster topples words seem to come from every corner of the ORT building, preventing anyone from discovering where the voice comes from, "the chocolate war will rage on, until all are bored, or find another medium for throwing, until then enjoy! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!" As he begins laughing the large lobster regains his feet and pelts Calaethis with a muddy chocolate ball, and the invisible lobster leader can no longer be heard
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Old 01-06-2003, 09:23 PM   #125
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SKY'S BIKINI?! COUNT ME IN!

Okay, up to this point i've been holding back, but now i believe that it is time to unleash my true chocolate fighting power.
*summons chocolate elemental*
Go my chocolate elemental! and destroy those creatures which have been overused and forgotten on a thread long, long ago!! [img]graemlins/rambo.gif[/img]

*watches in delight as chocolate elemental smashes small lobster catapult armada into tiny cocktails for all to enjoy*
Yum [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 01-06-2003, 11:15 PM   #126
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] yer asking for it Cal.. [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

The one to pelt Cal with the most chocolate mudballs gets to see me after my bikini has been given away to the victor who takes whatsis's head! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] (ie, you dont get blindfolded ) And don't worry about the drool drains Aelia, I recently learned a handy spell that creates portable ones *unblindfolds Piestrider* sorry there Pie darling, was trying to prove a point to young Cal but seeing as how no one can see us from behind the couch, he doesn't need to know you aren't blindfolded any longer [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] *poses* this old thing? I left my good one at home..

Sowwy if this behavior shocks anyone.. just trying to act more my age.. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Cal's a bad influence on me

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Old 01-07-2003, 07:58 AM   #127
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*walks over to Skye and sulks* awww, but Skye, I had to give them *something* to make em rid the lobsters... *pouts, then grins* yes, it *was* pushing it a little wasn't it [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] *hugs Skye* aww fine, keep your bikini. I must be going crazy, but I dont wanna see you without it on. *sighs* Captive's a terrible influence on *me*. Piestrider? You can ask LB for HER bikini if Skyes gonna be like this [img]tongue.gif[/img] Oddly enough, I don't really wanna see LB without her bikini on either. Bah, whats wrong with me? *sulks* Captive has *definatly* done strange things to my head... *grin* of course, if you wanna run around nekkid, I'm not gonna stop ya [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]
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Old 01-07-2003, 07:23 PM   #128
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Okay ladies... you heard him. Blind fold him and then run around nekkid [img]tongue.gif[/img]
You know, so that he won't have to be TORTURED by it and everything.
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Old 01-08-2003, 05:09 AM   #129
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hehehe. oh it wouldn't be torture Piestrider... [img]tongue.gif[/img] still... *retreats to a dark corner, out of sight, and dons blindfold, making sure Skye's holding his hand...*

***OOC, Skye - I checked your thread, and yes, my not knowing your real name, MAY happen to have something to do with me forgetting it. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] So, what is it? [img]tongue.gif[/img] lol, soz, but you kinda had that q coming... heh. ***
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Old 01-08-2003, 09:55 AM   #130
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Um,CD? You wearing that bikini made of lobsters for any particular reason? *hides her magic bookd* It's lovely, but looks a little tight! *grins and runs back to the GD board*
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