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<font color="FF33FF", Size="4">Welcome to the Nineteenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!</font>
<font color="FFCCFF", size="3">Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea what's going on at the moment [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img] :D . Something about lobsters? And uh... poles? [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] I think I'll leave it a mystery ;) </font> <font color="FF99CC">Here's the official map of the ORT Building: This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters (and Shadow :D ), floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are: Roof: Pool and BBQ area. 5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members. 4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.) 3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance. 2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance. 1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members. Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop. B1: Labs(Access Denied.) B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.) B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.) B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate. B5: Barb's knicker collection. B6-12: Empty or used for storage. B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there. Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues, of Galadria, DragonMage and Aelia, to be admired by all.</font> <font color="FFCCCC">Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS (unfortunately the mouse room was disbanded :( ), and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing (I think he left :D ) . Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted ;) (probably best to go with the latter, the disrobed division have left too... don't you just love beaurocracy :D ).</font> <font color="CC99FF">Order of the Royal Toads - Application Name:........... Age:........... Sex:........... Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............ Spanking preference (as above):........... Number of tentacles:........... Liking of toads (please indicate preference): 1 (not at all) 2 (not very much) 3 (somewhat) 4 (quite a lot) 5 (love them!) Swimming ability:............ Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this. </font> <font color="hotpink", size="4">Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!</font> |
first ORT reply ( can't get it at cloudy's but at least i can get it here).
btw the poledancing lobsters are undead, all cooked and ready to go [ 11-27-2002, 09:48 PM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ] |
<font color=pink>OOOOO Piestrider is back! *gives him a happy hug* hug your mommy and daddy for me too, k :D
Sorry about the lobsters, and the alcohol, but you'll find they make a good combination :D Aeila, I've already tried to dance Nekkid and Galadria wouldn't let me :( . But seeing as shes not here I will anyway :D . Unless of course Piestrider decides to tell on me [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font> |
Uh well, okay LadyBlue, just make sure you've got your groooove. If you're gonna upset Galadria, may as well do it with style :D . If anyone asks, I was against it all along ;) . I haven't seen Galadria in a while but I'm sure she's no less strict, right Piestrider? [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] ;)
Yum, lobster! Looks like you've stepped up the class a bit since I was last here, I think barbequed fleas were on the menu [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] |
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*eyes grow wide and fain innocense*
Travis wouldn't care. In fact, he'd be more upset over missing it than having other people see it and not him :D Maybe I'll skinny dip in the pool; care to join me :D </font> |
I know that this will be hard to believe, with me being a teenager and all, but unlike Galadria and Attalus, I don't object to nudity. DANCE AWAY! [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]
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