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Aelia Jusa 11-27-2002 09:34 PM

<font color="FF33FF", Size="4">Welcome to the Nineteenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!</font>

<font color="FFCCFF", size="3">Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea what's going on at the moment [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img] :D . Something about lobsters? And uh... poles? [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] I think I'll leave it a mystery ;) </font>

<font color="FF99CC">Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters (and Shadow :D ), floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Barb's knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues, of Galadria, DragonMage and Aelia, to be admired by all.</font>

<font color="FFCCCC">Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS (unfortunately the mouse room was disbanded :( ), and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing (I think he left :D ) . Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted ;) (probably best to go with the latter, the disrobed division have left too... don't you just love beaurocracy :D ).</font>

<font color="CC99FF">Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this. </font>

<font color="hotpink", size="4">Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!</font>

Morgeruat 11-27-2002 09:42 PM

first ORT reply ( can't get it at cloudy's but at least i can get it here).

btw the poledancing lobsters are undead, all cooked and ready to go

[ 11-27-2002, 09:48 PM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ]

Lady Blue03 11-27-2002 11:52 PM

<font color=pink>OOOOO Piestrider is back! *gives him a happy hug* hug your mommy and daddy for me too, k :D

Sorry about the lobsters, and the alcohol, but you'll find they make a good combination :D

Aeila, I've already tried to dance Nekkid and Galadria wouldn't let me :( . But seeing as shes not here I will anyway :D . Unless of course Piestrider decides to tell on me [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

Aelia Jusa 11-28-2002 12:10 AM

Uh well, okay LadyBlue, just make sure you've got your groooove. If you're gonna upset Galadria, may as well do it with style :D . If anyone asks, I was against it all along ;) . I haven't seen Galadria in a while but I'm sure she's no less strict, right Piestrider? [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] ;)

Yum, lobster! Looks like you've stepped up the class a bit since I was last here, I think barbequed fleas were on the menu [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

Calaethis Dragonsbane 11-28-2002 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by Lady Blue03:

Aeila, I've already tried to dance Nekkid and Galadria wouldn't let me :( . But seeing as shes not here I will anyway :D . Unless of course Piestrider decides to tell on me [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

*grins wickedly* I have no objections either LB ;) altho your bf might.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Lady Blue03 11-28-2002 10:25 AM

*eyes grow wide and fain innocense*
Travis wouldn't care. In fact, he'd be more upset over missing it than having other people see it and not him :D
Maybe I'll skinny dip in the pool; care to join me :D </font>

Piestrider 11-28-2002 07:54 PM

I know that this will be hard to believe, with me being a teenager and all, but unlike Galadria and Attalus, I don't object to nudity. DANCE AWAY! [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

Calaethis Dragonsbane 11-29-2002 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by Lady Blue03:
*eyes grow wide and fain innocense*
Travis wouldn't care. In fact, he'd be more upset over missing it than having other people see it and not him :D
Maybe I'll skinny dip in the pool; care to join me :D </font>

Lmao, I might consider joining you LB ;) but, I get self consious, [img]tongue.gif[/img] and Kat'd kill me. Opps. Besides *big wide eyes* are you sure we *should* skinidip cousin? *grins wickedly* now go post on Captive ;) Skinidip there [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Scholarcs 11-30-2002 06:12 AM

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Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
Yum, lobster! Looks like you've stepped up the class a bit since I was last here, I think barbequed fleas were on the menu [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
hey they didn`t taste too bad once you gave them a little bit of sauce!

Ar-Cunin 11-30-2002 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Scholarcs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
Yum, lobster! Looks like you've stepped up the class a bit since I was last here, I think barbequed fleas were on the menu [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

hey they didn`t taste too bad once you gave them a little bit of sauce!</font>[/QUOTE]A they were giant fleas - nice and crunchy - just like the lobsters [img]graemlins/eating.gif[/img] :rolleyes:


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