DWARVEN THROWERS, The Lost Art - Page 17

Neb · 10-16-2001, 04:17 AM

Good point, ballistas might also be useful that any flatulent dwarves landed rump first and that sticky Duergar(Dark Dwarves.) landed belly first, catapults however might be preffered for attacking fortifications as they can shoot over walls and hills whereas a ballista would have to shoot through it, how about launching rabid burning squirrels at your foes? I wonder what modifications need to be applied to elves in order to make them into useful ammo.

I agree with you that this thread was pretty funny, the flamewar in the middle did lower the entertainment value a bit.

Prime2U · 10-16-2001, 05:05 AM

One tactic that has been proven multiple times by my party. It's a slight adaptation on the halfling technique, utilizing one of the most well known traits of the halfling, and one that I discovered turns them into fearsome opponents indeed.

This technique is only useful when defending a community with a halfling population, as it is impossible too keep a halfdozen halflings on hand. The basic tactic is to place some halfings into lockup with no food and only water for at least 14 hours, preferably 3 days. Next, tell the munchkins about all the yummy delicasies the wizards of the amassing force have in their keeping at the back of the enemy lines. Then launch the halflings at the attacking forces, complete with exploding potions and armaments. These halflings will not only do the full damage mentioned in an above post, but will also be berserkers and capable of resisting magical attacks and a +2 to damage.
To cause additional chaos give them an invisibility potion before launching. Average success rate it roughly 23 soldiers and 3 mages per halfling, with a 73% survival rate if food is found within an hour of launching.

Prime

Neb · 10-16-2001, 05:32 AM

Nice strategy 2U, it makes the halflings useful, how about covering them in flaming oil and giving them several Rings of Fire Resistance, that would allow them to set on fire any enemies they come in contact with without harming themselves.

AzureWolf · 10-16-2001, 06:48 AM

AH my oh so loooooooooooovely Minatours have made a return to IRONWORKS

I think Ill be going to revive my Minatour throwing thread

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Overlord of all that I behold and anything that i happen to not notice either.

Founding Hamlet of the HADB.

AzureWolf · 10-16-2001, 07:15 AM

LOL I loved those arguments on msn between me,caleb,blade and reeka

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Overlord of all that I behold and anything that i happen to not notice either.

Founding Hamlet of the HADB.

Neb · 10-16-2001, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AzureWolf:
AH my oh so loooooooooooovely Minatours have made a return to IRONWORKS
I think Ill be going to revive my Minatour throwing thread

I already did that for you Azure, but due to lack of interest it dissapeared quickly to the third page, maybe we should move this entire argument to the GD where it would get more attention?

Greystone · 10-16-2001, 10:36 AM

I would suggest that a ballista would be best if you are launching a single member of your group at a time. However, if sending multiple creatures (halflings/gnomes/etc, flaming or not up to you) skyward at the same time, a catapult would be superior, as many (small) people could be loaded (forcibly if necessary) into the large bucket.

If an already pissed-off, armed & armored dwarven fighter is flung at your enemies in this manner, how does one manage to calm him down afterwards?

--Greystone

Neb · 10-16-2001, 11:14 AM

I've just had an idea! Earlier in the post, dwarven flatulence was discussed as a weapon, maybe it could also be used to propel these diminuative warriors towards your foes! Fit him with some wings and light a match and you've got a dwarven missile!

Nith · 10-16-2001, 11:34 AM

I can't believe no ones thought of dwarven avatars or trebuchets. In the avatar trilogy it was recorded that when an avatar died it resulted in a cataclysmic explosion. With a trebuchet u should be able to get the range without any expensive fire potions.

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By what right does this Tribunal have to judge a god -Star Trek

Nith · 10-16-2001, 11:37 AM

I can't believe no ones thought of dwarven avatars or trebuchets. In the avatar trilogy it was recorded that when an avatar died it resulted in a cataclysmic explosion. With a trebuchet u should be able to get the range without any expensive fire potions.

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By what right does this Tribunal have to judge a god -Star Trek

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10-16-2001, 04:17 AM	#161
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Good point, ballistas might also be useful that any flatulent dwarves landed rump first and that sticky Duergar(Dark Dwarves.) landed belly first, catapults however might be preffered for attacking fortifications as they can shoot over walls and hills whereas a ballista would have to shoot through it, how about launching rabid burning squirrels at your foes? I wonder what modifications need to be applied to elves in order to make them into useful ammo. I agree with you that this thread was pretty funny, the flamewar in the middle did lower the entertainment value a bit.

10-16-2001, 05:05 AM	#162
Prime2U Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Manhattan,KS USA Posts: 316	One tactic that has been proven multiple times by my party. It's a slight adaptation on the halfling technique, utilizing one of the most well known traits of the halfling, and one that I discovered turns them into fearsome opponents indeed. This technique is only useful when defending a community with a halfling population, as it is impossible too keep a halfdozen halflings on hand. The basic tactic is to place some halfings into lockup with no food and only water for at least 14 hours, preferably 3 days. Next, tell the munchkins about all the yummy delicasies the wizards of the amassing force have in their keeping at the back of the enemy lines. Then launch the halflings at the attacking forces, complete with exploding potions and armaments. These halflings will not only do the full damage mentioned in an above post, but will also be berserkers and capable of resisting magical attacks and a +2 to damage. To cause additional chaos give them an invisibility potion before launching. Average success rate it roughly 23 soldiers and 3 mages per halfling, with a 73% survival rate if food is found within an hour of launching. Prime

10-16-2001, 05:32 AM	#163
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Nice strategy 2U, it makes the halflings useful, how about covering them in flaming oil and giving them several Rings of Fire Resistance, that would allow them to set on fire any enemies they come in contact with without harming themselves.

10-16-2001, 06:48 AM	#164
AzureWolf 20th Level Warrior Join Date: May 3, 2001 Location: . Age: 41 Posts: 2,762	AH my oh so loooooooooooovely Minatours have made a return to IRONWORKS I think Ill be going to revive my Minatour throwing thread ------------------ "I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..." Overlord of all that I behold and anything that i happen to not notice either. Founding Hamlet of the HADB.

10-16-2001, 07:15 AM	#165
AzureWolf 20th Level Warrior Join Date: May 3, 2001 Location: . Age: 41 Posts: 2,762	LOL I loved those arguments on msn between me,caleb,blade and reeka ------------------ "I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..." Overlord of all that I behold and anything that i happen to not notice either. Founding Hamlet of the HADB.

10-16-2001, 10:36 AM	#167
Greystone The Magister Join Date: June 17, 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC, USA Age: 51 Posts: 111	I would suggest that a ballista would be best if you are launching a single member of your group at a time. However, if sending multiple creatures (halflings/gnomes/etc, flaming or not up to you) skyward at the same time, a catapult would be superior, as many (small) people could be loaded (forcibly if necessary) into the large bucket. If an already pissed-off, armed & armored dwarven fighter is flung at your enemies in this manner, how does one manage to calm him down afterwards? --Greystone

10-16-2001, 11:14 AM	#168
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	I've just had an idea! Earlier in the post, dwarven flatulence was discussed as a weapon, maybe it could also be used to propel these diminuative warriors towards your foes! Fit him with some wings and light a match and you've got a dwarven missile!

10-16-2001, 11:34 AM	#169
Nith Dungeon Master Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Brighton, CO, U.S.A. Posts: 52	I can't believe no ones thought of dwarven avatars or trebuchets. In the avatar trilogy it was recorded that when an avatar died it resulted in a cataclysmic explosion. With a trebuchet u should be able to get the range without any expensive fire potions. ------------------ By what right does this Tribunal have to judge a god -Star Trek

10-16-2001, 11:37 AM	#170
Nith Dungeon Master Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Brighton, CO, U.S.A. Posts: 52	I can't believe no ones thought of dwarven avatars or trebuchets. In the avatar trilogy it was recorded that when an avatar died it resulted in a cataclysmic explosion. With a trebuchet u should be able to get the range without any expensive fire potions. ------------------ By what right does this Tribunal have to judge a god -Star Trek

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