Oh, man... I forgot... just a minute...

Bungleau · 07-18-2007, 04:28 PM

In another group, the topic is nasty jobs people have had in the past. Here's one entry...

Not sure if I should issue a drink warning or not... I almost needed one, but not quite. :1spit:

Quote:

I was working as a meat cutter in a small family grocery/butcher shop...a guy comes in and orders a whole pig with head on. No problem you can pick it up on Saturday.

So he walks in the shop Saturday, I look up and say "Oh man I forgot you pig...I am sorry, I will be right back"

I run in the back and me and the other young guy start squealing at 100 decibels, banging steam pots, and smacking the wall.

1 minute later I walk out with the head over my shoulder and the pigs front hooves in my hands. I am bouncing the legs so the head is bobbing up and down in the giant plastic bag. I said "they don't get more fresh than that"

His face turned pure white, I guarantee he had a burger that day.

We laughed about that for months.

I'm just picturing the head bobbing up and down...

Ladyzekke · 07-18-2007, 06:24 PM

Some people have a really odd sense of humor LOL.

Kyrvias · 07-18-2007, 08:04 PM

That's hilarious. I love messing with people at work.

Winter Wolf · 07-19-2007, 01:18 AM

That's pretty funny alright. Sounds like the kind of thing that would happen either in my hometown or in my mom's hometown when a newcomer (outsider) comes to town.

Do you know what state it's from? I'm gonna take a wilg guess and say somewhere in the midwest for sure.

Bungleau · 07-19-2007, 09:40 AM

I'll ask him...

Bungleau · 07-19-2007, 06:43 PM

Direct from the horse's... mouth.

Quote:

This was in beautiful Dekalb Illinois, Inbodens meat markets in 1979...

Everytime I tell this story I get coke splurges....

So yes, in the midwest.

Klorox · 07-20-2007, 08:40 AM

Very funny post. I have people with similar senses of humor at work (heck, I'm a leading candidate!), but to discuss them wouldn't be very proper for a family forum like this one. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Spirits Reborn · 07-20-2007, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
Direct from the horse's... mouth.

quote:

This was in beautiful Dekalb Illinois, Inbodens meat markets in 1979...

Everytime I tell this story I get coke splurges....

So yes, in the midwest. [/QUOTE]your comment made me Lol. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Balintherlas · 07-22-2007, 01:04 PM

I really don't get the chacne to mess around with people at my job, I'm a maetra di, (no idea how to spell that) at a resteraunt. Actually I'm just a host.

Klorox · 07-23-2007, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Balintherlas:
I really don't get the chacne to mess around with people at my job, I'm a maetra di, (no idea how to spell that) at a resteraunt. Actually I'm just a host.

bah, it's French anyway.

Here's the correct spelling and meaning behind, Maître"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma%C3%AEtre_d']Maître d'[/url].

EDIT: no matter how many times I edit this thread, or delete it and repost, I can't get the space between url= and the http://, or maybe it's the space in the link, who knows, but the link won't work. Just copy and paste if you give a crap about the meaning behing Maître d'.

[ 07-23-2007, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: Klorox ]

07-18-2007, 06:24 PM	#2
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 58 Posts: 9,005	Some people have a really odd sense of humor LOL. __________________ Reality Show Recaps

07-19-2007, 01:18 AM	#4
Winter Wolf Manshoon Join Date: November 4, 2004 Location: Shanghai, China Posts: 226	That's pretty funny alright. Sounds like the kind of thing that would happen either in my hometown or in my mom's hometown when a newcomer (outsider) comes to town. Do you know what state it's from? I'm gonna take a wilg guess and say somewhere in the midwest for sure. __________________ Calling a person a dog is just about the worst insult I can think of. Dogs deserve better than that.

07-19-2007, 09:40 AM	#5
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	I'll ask him... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

07-20-2007, 08:40 AM	#7
Klorox Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 21, 2004 Location: USA Age: 49 Posts: 1,168	Very funny post. I have people with similar senses of humor at work (heck, I'm a leading candidate!), but to discuss them wouldn't be very proper for a family forum like this one. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-mênu! "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."-- Edmund Burke

07-22-2007, 01:04 PM	#9
Balintherlas Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 22, 2003 Location: Ohio, Go Tribe Age: 39 Posts: 1,131	I really don't get the chacne to mess around with people at my job, I'm a maetra di, (no idea how to spell that) at a resteraunt. Actually I'm just a host. __________________ Veni, Vidi, Vici

07-18-2007, 08:04 PM	#3
Kyrvias Lord Ao Join Date: May 15, 2005 Posts: 2,092	That's hilarious. I love messing with people at work.

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