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Bungleau

07-18-2007 04:28 PM

In another group, the topic is nasty jobs people have had in the past. Here's one entry...

Not sure if I should issue a drink warning or not... I almost needed one, but not quite. :1spit:

Quote:

I was working as a meat cutter in a small family grocery/butcher shop...a guy comes in and orders a whole pig with head on. No problem you can pick it up on Saturday.

So he walks in the shop Saturday, I look up and say "Oh man I forgot you pig...I am sorry, I will be right back"

I run in the back and me and the other young guy start squealing at 100 decibels, banging steam pots, and smacking the wall.

1 minute later I walk out with the head over my shoulder and the pigs front hooves in my hands. I am bouncing the legs so the head is bobbing up and down in the giant plastic bag. I said "they don't get more fresh than that"

His face turned pure white, I guarantee he had a burger that day.

We laughed about that for months.

I'm just picturing the head bobbing up and down...

Ladyzekke

07-18-2007 06:24 PM

Some people have a really odd sense of humor LOL.

Kyrvias

07-18-2007 08:04 PM

That's hilarious. I love messing with people at work.

Winter Wolf

07-19-2007 01:18 AM

That's pretty funny alright. Sounds like the kind of thing that would happen either in my hometown or in my mom's hometown when a newcomer (outsider) comes to town.

Do you know what state it's from? I'm gonna take a wilg guess and say somewhere in the midwest for sure.

Bungleau

07-19-2007 09:40 AM

I'll ask him...

Bungleau

07-19-2007 06:43 PM

Direct from the horse's... mouth.

Quote:

This was in beautiful Dekalb Illinois, Inbodens meat markets in 1979...

Everytime I tell this story I get coke splurges....

So yes, in the midwest.

Klorox

07-20-2007 08:40 AM

Very funny post. I have people with similar senses of humor at work (heck, I'm a leading candidate!), but to discuss them wouldn't be very proper for a family forum like this one. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Spirits Reborn

07-20-2007 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
Direct from the horse's... mouth.

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />
This was in beautiful Dekalb Illinois, Inbodens meat markets in 1979...

Everytime I tell this story I get coke splurges....

So yes, in the midwest. </font>[/QUOTE]your comment made me Lol. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Balintherlas

07-22-2007 01:04 PM

I really don't get the chacne to mess around with people at my job, I'm a maetra di, (no idea how to spell that) at a resteraunt. Actually I'm just a host.

Klorox

07-23-2007 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Balintherlas:
I really don't get the chacne to mess around with people at my job, I'm a maetra di, (no idea how to spell that) at a resteraunt. Actually I'm just a host.

bah, it's French anyway. ;)

Here's the correct spelling and meaning behind, Maître"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma%C3%AEtre_d']Maître d'[/url].

EDIT: no matter how many times I edit this thread, or delete it and repost, I can't get the space between url= and the http://, or maybe it's the space in the link, who knows, but the link won't work. Just copy and paste if you give a crap about the meaning behing Maître d'. ;)

[ 07-23-2007, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: Klorox ]

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