Office Posters

Arvon · 01-20-2007, 12:20 PM

Office Posters

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE.....

We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

If at first you don't succeed -- try management.

It's only unethical if you get caught.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Never quit until you have another job.

Work harder slaves!

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

If you can read this, you're not working!

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

Pride, commitment, teamwork -- words we use to get you to work for free.

Succeed in spite of management.

Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

Dreamer128 · 01-20-2007, 01:42 PM

Hah.. years ago, we used to have a great one hanging in one of our classrooms. Free work motivation program: work or get fired.

Ivelliis · 01-20-2007, 01:52 PM

In our school we had one:

Be nice to the geeks and nerds, in 10 years you'll be working for them

My favourite (out of those above) was:

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Hivetyrant · 01-20-2007, 06:26 PM

Nice ones Arvon

I'm gonna have to steal a few of them

Hehe, I have one hanging in my office that says:
"Doing a good job here is like wetting yourself in a dark suit, you get a warm, fuzzy feeling, but no one notices"

Bozos of Bones · 01-20-2007, 07:09 PM

The KINGS of Office Posters...
Despair Inc. Demotivators
They plain simple rule. Absolutely. Totally. Completely. Utterly. Without a doubt.

Arvon · 01-20-2007, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bozos of Bones:
The KINGS of Office Posters...
Despair Inc. Demotivators
They plain simple rule. Absolutely. Totally. Completely. Utterly. Without a doubt.

There are a bunch of good ones there....

Olorin · 01-22-2007, 05:50 PM

I like this one

Motivation:
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

and

Discovery:
A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

Man Who Fights Like Woman · 01-26-2007, 09:32 PM

My personal favorite, and while it is from Despair.com it could be from any other place.

"Get to work: You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams."

01-20-2007, 12:20 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Office Posters If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent. If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals! Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat. ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE..... We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members! 2 days without a Human Rights Violation! If at first you don't succeed -- try management. It's only unethical if you get caught. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Never quit until you have another job. Work harder slaves! The beatings will continue until morale improves. If you can read this, you're not working! Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. Pride, commitment, teamwork -- words we use to get you to work for free. Succeed in spite of management. Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore. There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-20-2007, 01:52 PM	#3
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 35 Posts: 2,561	In our school we had one: Be nice to the geeks and nerds, in 10 years you'll be working for them My favourite (out of those above) was: There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

01-20-2007, 07:09 PM	#5
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 38 Posts: 4,679	The KINGS of Office Posters... Despair Inc. Demotivators They plain simple rule. Absolutely. Totally. Completely. Utterly. Without a doubt. __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

01-22-2007, 05:50 PM	#7
Olorin Avatar Join Date: May 27, 2002 Location: Boulder, CO Age: 48 Posts: 544	I like this one Motivation: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon. and Discovery: A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans. __________________ "Many are my names in many countries. Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkun to the Dwarves; Olorin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incanus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not" --The Two Towers

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01-20-2007, 01:42 PM	#2
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 40 Posts: 6,136	Hah.. years ago, we used to have a great one hanging in one of our classrooms. Free work motivation program: work or get fired.

01-20-2007, 06:26 PM	#4
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 38 Posts: 5,403	Nice ones Arvon I'm gonna have to steal a few of them Hehe, I have one hanging in my office that says: "Doing a good job here is like wetting yourself in a dark suit, you get a warm, fuzzy feeling, but no one notices"

01-26-2007, 09:32 PM	#8
Man Who Fights Like Woman Manshoon Join Date: January 4, 2007 Location: USA Age: 38 Posts: 218	My personal favorite, and while it is from Despair.com it could be from any other place. "Get to work: You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams."

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