Office Posters


If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.


The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.


Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.


If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!


Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them.


A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.


ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE.....


We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!


2 days without a Human Rights Violation!


If at first you don't succeed -- try management.


It's only unethical if you get caught.


Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.


Never quit until you have another job.


Work harder slaves!


The beatings will continue until morale improves.


If you can read this, you're not working!


Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!


Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.


Pride, commitment, teamwork -- words we use to get you to work for free.


Succeed in spite of management.


Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.


There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

Hah.. years ago, we used to have a great one hanging in one of our classrooms. Free work motivation program: work or get fired.

In our school we had one:

Be nice to the geeks and nerds, in 10 years you'll be working for them

My favourite (out of those above) was:

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

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Nice ones Arvon ;) I'm gonna have to steal a few of them :D

Hehe, I have one hanging in my office that says:
"Doing a good job here is like wetting yourself in a dark suit, you get a warm, fuzzy feeling, but no one notices"

The KINGS of Office Posters...
Despair Inc. Demotivators
They plain simple rule. Absolutely. Totally. Completely. Utterly. Without a doubt.

There are a bunch of good ones there....

I like this one

Motivation:
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

and

Discovery:
A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

My personal favorite, and while it is from Despair.com it could be from any other place.

"Get to work: You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams."