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11-16-2006, 02:58 PM
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Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess
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As soon as I awoke today my son who is just over one, gave me the dreaded eye-poke. Since I guess he woke up early he was allowed to drink his bottle on the bed before breakfast. I immediately rolled ever and almost cried. This has to be one of the most effective self-defense/attack moves ever. It can be applied by anyone at any age above 1 and hours later I still feel disoriented and have tears coming down my eye. I also have a hard time today with work since I could not look at my screen for very long. Basically I had to use one hand to cover my eye.
Now I can say I was beaten up by a toddler  . How embarrassing!!![ 11-16-2006, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ] |
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11-16-2006, 03:07 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Be a man. Suck it up. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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11-16-2006, 03:21 PM
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Baaz Draconian
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Kiddin' [img]smile.gif[/img]
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11-16-2006, 03:38 PM
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Jack Burton
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Location: Dartmouth, NS Canada
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I'd get it looked at, if it's that bad.
[ 11-16-2006, 04:00 PM: Message edited by: Variol (Farseer) Elmwood ]
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11-16-2006, 05:04 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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If you start him with breakfast in bed now, it will only get worse...
 Hope you can see again come tomorrow.
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11-17-2006, 10:52 AM
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 Join Date: June 16, 2001
Location: Far from where I was, nearer where I wish.
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Wear an eyepatch....its stylish.
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11-17-2006, 10:56 AM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
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If it continues, I'd file a restraining order. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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11-17-2006, 02:21 PM
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Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld
 Join Date: May 22, 2001
Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada
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What till he gets older. Watch out for the nads. Getting poked.
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11-17-2006, 03:01 PM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: May 31, 2002
Location: Ireland
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Show him who's boss, revoke his free-roaming priveleges and confine him to a small box until further notice and/or eye-healage.
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