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09-21-2006, 09:23 PM
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Harper
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Lancs, England
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A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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09-22-2006, 12:48 AM
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Baaz Draconian
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Old, but made me laugh....
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09-22-2006, 01:36 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
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lol... first ive seen of it haha
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09-22-2006, 05:40 AM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: May 16, 2003
Location: Dartmouth, NS Canada
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..sucked right in..
..she gonna be ok?
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09-23-2006, 08:52 AM
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Zartan
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Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland
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09-23-2006, 10:53 AM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
 Join Date: March 2, 2005
Location: Англия
Age: 35
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haha
thats a good one lol
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