The Trouser Tyranny, before we strike

Legolas · 08-05-2002, 09:35 AM

Beneath the seemingly placid surface of the Ironworks, something is stirring. Men, all wearing trousers, have been chained. Brainwashed. They are told to be proud of their clothing, told never to question what exactly it is they are wearing. And they don't.
Some, though, have somehow shielded their minds, seen the truth which lies beyond. For we are being oppressed.
Women have long since won their right to wear anything from skirts to trousers. Men are stuck with forked garments. Why?
Because that is what is socially acceptable. Not just or wished for, but the situation so far.
There now is an answer, in the form of those few who know the truth. They spread the word, hoping to convince others as they go. Is choice of clothing not too small an item to discriminate people on? There is but one thing we want, and all we need to get it is support.
Simply say NO to the trouser tyranny, and have this matter settled. If you need convincing, don't call us. The forefighters will contact you.

[ 08-05-2002, 09:54 AM: Message edited by: Legolas ]

Ar-Cunin · 08-05-2002, 05:21 PM

Give it up Legolas - You'll never succeed [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir ReGiN · 08-05-2002, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ar-Cunin:
Give it up Legolas - You'll never succeed [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bah, we shall be the ones laughing when you're on your knees begging us to remove your *spits* pants! And trust me, that day will come, sooner than you think!

NO TO THE TROUSER TYRANNY!

[ 08-05-2002, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: Sir ReGiN ]

AliCat · 08-05-2002, 06:02 PM

I think men look rather nice in kilts, especially men with nice muscular legs. That's one bonus for me in watching men play soccer or rugby -- I get to see their yummy legs. That's one problem with American sports uniforms, such as in baseball or football -- not enough exposure of the legs for the ladies to see. [img]smile.gif[/img]

AliCat · 08-05-2002, 06:07 PM

What about the tie tyranny? When are you guys gonna get rid of those voluntary nooses around your necks?

AinSage · 08-05-2002, 09:46 PM

All clothes are a tyranny! We should all just go nakey! (Come on support me in this, because if you don't i can't go out nakey)

Lioness · 08-07-2002, 10:24 AM

You still at this, Leggy?

I don't care, long as I can wear my jeans. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Morgan_Corbesant · 08-16-2002, 04:28 PM

i wear pants. im a man. my wife wears skirts. she is a woman. kilts are one thing, skirts are another. to each his own, just dont sit too damn close to me!!!

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 08-16-2002, 07:50 PM

what if i were to wear exclusivley shorts would that be acceptable?

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 08-16-2002, 10:44 PM

Well Leg, looks like your little "strike" out against whats soically exceptable has failed somewhat [img]tongue.gif[/img] tough luck there old boy.

you should really give this up; you know? Concentrate on something else, like World Domination, much more satifying, you know? Or becoming an elf... besides, have you EVER seen ANY elf wearing a kilt? I havent... [img]tongue.gif[/img] lol, more oppresion and tryanny for you to protest against [img]tongue.gif[/img] , btw, you should make another of these; quite amuisng.. "Are you taking this seriously?" "Most of it, yes"... [img]tongue.gif[/img] good luck, but to be honest, I think this is a hopeless cause. Still, if you need any help... just dont expect ME to wear those horrible things! lol, soz, whimiscal humor (again)

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08-05-2002, 09:35 AM	#1
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 40 Posts: 5,459	Beneath the seemingly placid surface of the Ironworks, something is stirring. Men, all wearing trousers, have been chained. Brainwashed. They are told to be proud of their clothing, told never to question what exactly it is they are wearing. And they don't. Some, though, have somehow shielded their minds, seen the truth which lies beyond. For we are being oppressed. Women have long since won their right to wear anything from skirts to trousers. Men are stuck with forked garments. Why? Because that is what is socially acceptable. Not just or wished for, but the situation so far. There now is an answer, in the form of those few who know the truth. They spread the word, hoping to convince others as they go. Is choice of clothing not too small an item to discriminate people on? There is but one thing we want, and all we need to get it is support. Simply say NO to the trouser tyranny, and have this matter settled. If you need convincing, don't call us. The forefighters will contact you. [ 08-05-2002, 09:54 AM: Message edited by: Legolas ] __________________ Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny!

08-05-2002, 05:21 PM	#2
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 53 Posts: 2,326	Give it up Legolas - You'll never succeed [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

08-05-2002, 09:46 PM	#6
AinSage Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: VA Age: 39 Posts: 12	All clothes are a tyranny! We should all just go nakey! (Come on support me in this, because if you don't i can't go out nakey) __________________ Safety. Obscurity. Just Another Freak in the Freak Kingdom.

08-07-2002, 10:24 AM	#7
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 37 Posts: 5,837	You still at this, Leggy? I don't care, long as I can wear my jeans. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

08-05-2002, 06:02 PM	#4
AliCat Drow Warrior Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Waynesboro, VA, USA Posts: 255	I think men look rather nice in kilts, especially men with nice muscular legs. That's one bonus for me in watching men play soccer or rugby -- I get to see their yummy legs. That's one problem with American sports uniforms, such as in baseball or football -- not enough exposure of the legs for the ladies to see. [img]smile.gif[/img]

08-05-2002, 06:07 PM	#5
AliCat Drow Warrior Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Waynesboro, VA, USA Posts: 255	What about the tie tyranny? When are you guys gonna get rid of those voluntary nooses around your necks?

08-16-2002, 04:28 PM	#8
Morgan_Corbesant Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 19, 2001 Location: Portland, Oregon Age: 47 Posts: 1,224	i wear pants. im a man. my wife wears skirts. she is a woman. kilts are one thing, skirts are another. to each his own, just dont sit too damn close to me!!! __________________ Morgan Corbesant, Elven BladeSinger, Captain of the army of the Seldarine<br /><br /> [img]\"http://www.rleeermey.com/images/linkbanners/usmcredwhiteblue.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Protector of Elves<br />Slayer of Orcs<br /><br />ALL YOUR BASE, ARE BELONG TO US!!!<br />I DON\'T FIGHT FOR HONOR, I FIGHT TO WIN!<br />\"One who is a samurai must before all things keep constantly in mind, by day and by night...the fact that he has to die\". <br />-Daidoji Yuzan-<br />16th Century

08-16-2002, 07:50 PM	#9
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	what if i were to wear exclusivley shorts would that be acceptable? __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

08-16-2002, 10:44 PM	#10
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	Well Leg, looks like your little "strike" out against whats soically exceptable has failed somewhat [img]tongue.gif[/img] tough luck there old boy. you should really give this up; you know? Concentrate on something else, like World Domination, much more satifying, you know? Or becoming an elf... besides, have you EVER seen ANY elf wearing a kilt? I havent... [img]tongue.gif[/img] lol, more oppresion and tryanny for you to protest against [img]tongue.gif[/img] , btw, you should make another of these; quite amuisng.. "Are you taking this seriously?" "Most of it, yes"... [img]tongue.gif[/img] good luck, but to be honest, I think this is a hopeless cause. Still, if you need any help... just dont expect ME to wear those horrible things! lol, soz, whimiscal humor (again) __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

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