Beneath the seemingly placid surface of the Ironworks, something is stirring. Men, all wearing trousers, have been chained. Brainwashed. They are told to be proud of their clothing, told never to question what exactly it is they are wearing. And they don't.
Some, though, have somehow shielded their minds, seen the truth which lies beyond. For we are being oppressed.
Women have long since won their right to wear anything from skirts to trousers. Men are stuck with forked garments. Why?
Because that is what is socially acceptable. Not just or wished for, but the situation so far.
There now is an answer, in the form of those few who know the truth. They spread the word, hoping to convince others as they go. Is choice of clothing not too small an item to discriminate people on? There is but one thing we want, and all we need to get it is support.
Simply say NO to the trouser tyranny, and have this matter settled. If you need convincing, don't call us. The forefighters will contact you.

[ 08-05-2002, 09:54 AM: Message edited by: Legolas ]

Give it up Legolas - You'll never succeed [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bah, we shall be the ones laughing when you're on your knees begging us to remove your *spits* pants! And trust me, that day will come, sooner than you think!

NO TO THE TROUSER TYRANNY!

[ 08-05-2002, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: Sir ReGiN ]

I think men look rather nice in kilts, especially men with nice muscular legs. That's one bonus for me in watching men play soccer or rugby -- I get to see their yummy legs. That's one problem with American sports uniforms, such as in baseball or football -- not enough exposure of the legs for the ladies to see. [img]smile.gif[/img]

What about the tie tyranny? When are you guys gonna get rid of those voluntary nooses around your necks?

All clothes are a tyranny! We should all just go nakey! (Come on support me in this, because if you don't i can't go out nakey)

You still at this, Leggy? ;) I don't care, long as I can wear my jeans. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

i wear pants. im a man. my wife wears skirts. she is a woman. kilts are one thing, skirts are another. to each his own, just dont sit too damn close to me!!!

what if i were to wear exclusivley shorts would that be acceptable?

Well Leg, looks like your little "strike" out against whats soically exceptable has failed somewhat [img]tongue.gif[/img] tough luck there old boy. ;) you should really give this up; you know? Concentrate on something else, like World Domination, much more satifying, you know? Or becoming an elf... besides, have you EVER seen ANY elf wearing a kilt? I havent... [img]tongue.gif[/img] lol, more oppresion and tryanny for you to protest against [img]tongue.gif[/img] , btw, you should make another of these; quite amuisng.. "Are you taking this seriously?" "Most of it, yes"... [img]tongue.gif[/img] good luck, but to be honest, I think this is a hopeless cause. Still, if you need any help... just dont expect ME to wear those horrible things! lol, soz, whimiscal humor (again)