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09-16-2005, 06:54 AM
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Red Wizard of Thay
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PROOF THAT GIRLS ARE EVIL!!
-First we state that girl require time and money. Girls = Time x Money -And as we all know "time is money." Time = Money -therefore: Girls = Money x Money -> (Money)^2 -And because "money is the root of all evil." Money = Square root of evil -Therefore Girls = (Square root of evil)^2 -And then we are forced to conclude that: Girls = Evil This is only something that my maths teacher told us, blokes had a laugh but the chicks pouted, twas' pretty funny!
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09-16-2005, 08:04 AM
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Actually there is a refutal and another refutal to this age old piece.
men = time x money x girls x sex time = money men = money x money x girls x sex girls = sex (from your proof): girls = evil evil = sex men = money^2 x evil^2 "Money is the root of all evil": money = squareroot(evil) money^2 = evil men = evil^3 girls = evil Therefore men are more evil than girls (under the assumption that evil is more than one). I have seen other continuations of this fluff.
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09-16-2005, 08:18 AM
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Manshoon
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And therefore men = girls^3
Hmmm Better one. Assume power is proportional to work rate (faster you work, promotion etc) Therfore - Power = Work/Time It is already known that - Time = Money Knowledge = Power Therfore, substituting for 1st equation - Knowledge = Work/Money Rearranging this - Money = Work/Knowledge Therefore, if work done is constant, knowledge is inversely proportional to money, ie the smarter you are the less money you make and vice versa. |
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09-16-2005, 08:25 AM
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Only mathematicians would think Sex=Evil
Well okey and religious fanatics but thats not a topic for discussion... [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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09-16-2005, 08:33 AM
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Melcheor: Agreed. I didn't make this "proof" I just passed it on. Also the equation you posted are often attributed to Dilbert. I am not sure it is true, but perhaps you know?
Jorath: Hhmmm. Actually if you assume sex=good and good is the inverse of evil you wind up with men=good. Go figure  .
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09-16-2005, 09:56 AM
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Red Wizard of Thay
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Sex should realy = everyday
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