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05-10-2005, 09:50 AM
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A teacher was trying to teach her classes proper manners. She asked, "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you needed to go to the bathroom?" Michael thought a moment and said, "I'd say, 'Just a minute. I gotta pˇss!'" "No, Michael. That would be impolite! Peter, how would you say it?" Peter replied, "I'm sorry, but I really need to go pee." "No, that's better, but still impolite. Little Johnny, what would you say?" "I'd say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for just a moment? I must go shake hands with a dear friend. And, after dinner, I hope you get to meet him!'"
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05-10-2005, 10:35 AM
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Galvatron
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Good one
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05-10-2005, 09:05 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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Hehe, naughy boy.
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05-10-2005, 11:06 PM
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Anubis
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lol, funny =p
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05-11-2005, 01:55 PM
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Ra
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Pretty good
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