Funny joke...

LordKathen · 09-10-2004, 02:22 AM

Got this in my E-mail, and thought I would share it with you all before I go to bed:

A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head. "You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better in my life.' Is that the case?" "Yeah, but…" stammered the farmer. "A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly. "Yes," Replied the farmer. Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said. "Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the hell would you have said to him?"

Goodnite... [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

Kakero · 09-10-2004, 02:36 AM

Seen it before though the wordings aren't quite the same. Still funny nevertheless.

Goodnight LK. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hivetyrant · 09-10-2004, 07:38 AM

Hahahaha ROFLMAO!! Ive heard it before but I had forgotten it untill now, Thanks LK

Phobic · 09-10-2004, 11:25 PM

Good one, although, like the rest, I think I've heard it before.

Gxc · 09-11-2004, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
Seen it before though the wordings aren't quite the same. Still funny nevertheless.

Goodnight LK. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Xen · 09-11-2004, 03:20 PM

ROFL! That is pretty funny. I have never heard of it before.

Arvon · 09-11-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xen:
ROFL! That is pretty funny. I have never heard of it before.

Where the hell have you been all you're life?

Sir Goulum · 09-11-2004, 09:40 PM

I got a good one too!!

A man walked into a bar and said................................ ......................... "Ow!"

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Kakero · 09-11-2004, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gxc:

quote:
Originally posted by Kakero:
Seen it before though the wordings aren't quite the same. Still funny nevertheless.

Goodnight LK. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[/QUOTE]You wish to add something to that comment of yours or are you using invisible font colour? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 09-11-2004, 09:43 PM: Message edited by: Kakero ]

Sir Goulum · 09-11-2004, 09:50 PM

I think you said exactly what he was going to so he just quoted you. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

09-10-2004, 02:22 AM	#1
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 53 Posts: 3,166	Got this in my E-mail, and thought I would share it with you all before I go to bed: A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head. "You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better in my life.' Is that the case?" "Yeah, but…" stammered the farmer. "A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly. "Yes," Replied the farmer. Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said. "Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the hell would you have said to him?" Goodnite... [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] __________________

09-10-2004, 11:25 PM	#4
Phobic Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: July 17, 2004 Location: my room Age: 32 Posts: 37	Good one, although, like the rest, I think I've heard it before. __________________ <i>The stiffest guy <br /> you\'ll ever know </i>

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09-10-2004, 02:36 AM	#2
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Seen it before though the wordings aren't quite the same. Still funny nevertheless. Goodnight LK. [img]smile.gif[/img]

09-10-2004, 07:38 AM	#3
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 38 Posts: 5,403	Hahahaha ROFLMAO!! Ive heard it before but I had forgotten it untill now, Thanks LK

09-11-2004, 03:20 PM	#6
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 37 Posts: 8,554	ROFL! That is pretty funny. I have never heard of it before.

09-11-2004, 09:40 PM	#8
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	I got a good one too!! A man walked into a bar and said................................ ......................... "Ow!" [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

09-11-2004, 09:50 PM	#10
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	I think you said exactly what he was going to so he just quoted you. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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