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LordKathen 09-10-2004 02:22 AM

<font color=lime>Got this in my E-mail, and thought I would share it with you all before I go to bed:
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<font color=FF9900>A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head. "You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better in my life.' Is that the case?" "Yeah, but…" stammered the farmer. "A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly. "Yes," Replied the farmer. Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said. "Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the hell would you have said to him?" </font>


<font color=lime>Goodnite... [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] </font>

Kakero 09-10-2004 02:36 AM

Seen it before though the wordings aren't quite the same. Still funny nevertheless.

Goodnight LK. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hivetyrant 09-10-2004 07:38 AM

Hahahaha ROFLMAO!! Ive heard it before but I had forgotten it untill now, Thanks LK

Phobic 09-10-2004 11:25 PM

Good one, although, like the rest, I think I've heard it before.

Gxc 09-11-2004 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
Seen it before though the wordings aren't quite the same. Still funny nevertheless.

Goodnight LK. [img]smile.gif[/img]


Xen 09-11-2004 03:20 PM

ROFL! That is pretty funny. I have never heard of it before.

Arvon 09-11-2004 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xen:
ROFL! That is pretty funny. I have never heard of it before.
Where the hell have you been all you're life?
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Sir Goulum 09-11-2004 09:40 PM

I got a good one too!!


A man walked into a bar and said................................ ......................... "Ow!"

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Kakero 09-11-2004 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gxc:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
Seen it before though the wordings aren't quite the same. Still funny nevertheless.

Goodnight LK. [img]smile.gif[/img]

</font>[/QUOTE]You wish to add something to that comment of yours or are you using invisible font colour? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 09-11-2004, 09:43 PM: Message edited by: Kakero ]

Sir Goulum 09-11-2004 09:50 PM

I think you said exactly what he was going to so he just quoted you. [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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