Unwanted visitor

Ironbar · 04-17-2004, 03:53 PM

My house is being visited by a scary cat. The first time i saw it it was on the bin looking into the house. This is not unusual, i have two cats ( 1 male, 1 female both of which have been fixed) and we always have other cats looking into my house. However, this cat had its tongue out (mouth closed) and was drooling, a lot! It looked in good condition so it is unlikely to be ferrel. There is water outside if it wants it but it doesn't, it wants someone from the house. I saw it again the other night but it wasn't drooling but it did have its tongue out (mouth closed). I am a cat person but this cat is starting to freak me out. It has only visited at night. Therefore, who does it want? why? Somehow, i know this isn't going to end well!

promethius9594 · 04-17-2004, 04:08 PM

um, dude, some cats let there tongues stick out a little bit naturally, even with mouths closed. if its hanging out too far, however, then theres something freaky.

eitherway, a few welplaced shots with a high powered pellet gun will nice and silently take care of your (and the cats) problem.

Ironbar · 04-17-2004, 04:15 PM

Luckily for the cat, i am a cat person and i don't own said weapon.

[ 04-17-2004, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: Ironbar ]

Stratos · 04-17-2004, 04:27 PM

Maybe it got rabies, maybe it suffers from some form of paralyzation in the face, maybe it's possessed by a demon or maybe it's just being rude.

johnny · 04-17-2004, 04:41 PM

Maybe he's in love with you, hence the drooling. Give him flowers, and see what happens. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Stratos · 04-17-2004, 04:45 PM

Are you talking from experience, johnny?

johnny · 04-17-2004, 04:49 PM

No, but he might wanna keep all options open.

Sir Degrader · 04-17-2004, 05:11 PM

Soldier of Fortune usually had adds in the back about guys that like to deal with problems like this... if this is a "Freedom/Liberation issue requiring High Explosives in liberal doses."

Dreamer128 · 04-17-2004, 05:24 PM

Must be a Werecat. It's coming for you, m8

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 04-17-2004, 05:26 PM

What color and size is the cat, just out of curiosity?

04-17-2004, 04:08 PM	#2
promethius9594 Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: April 13, 2004 Location: USA Age: 42 Posts: 676	um, dude, some cats let there tongues stick out a little bit naturally, even with mouths closed. if its hanging out too far, however, then theres something freaky. eitherway, a few welplaced shots with a high powered pellet gun will nice and silently take care of your (and the cats) problem. __________________ mages may seem cool, but if there was a multi player game you wouldnt see my theif/assasin until you were already too dead to cast a spell...

04-17-2004, 04:27 PM	#4
Stratos Vampire Join Date: January 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 44 Posts: 3,888	Maybe it got rabies, maybe it suffers from some form of paralyzation in the face, maybe it's possessed by a demon or maybe it's just being rude. __________________ Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of probability.

04-17-2004, 04:41 PM	#5
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Maybe he's in love with you, hence the drooling. Give him flowers, and see what happens. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

04-17-2004, 04:45 PM	#6
Stratos Vampire Join Date: January 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 44 Posts: 3,888	Are you talking from experience, johnny? __________________ Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of probability.

04-17-2004, 04:49 PM	#7
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	No, but he might wanna keep all options open. __________________

04-17-2004, 03:53 PM	#1
Ironbar Manshoon Join Date: June 7, 2003 Location: Sheffield Age: 40 Posts: 223	My house is being visited by a scary cat. The first time i saw it it was on the bin looking into the house. This is not unusual, i have two cats ( 1 male, 1 female both of which have been fixed) and we always have other cats looking into my house. However, this cat had its tongue out (mouth closed) and was drooling, a lot! It looked in good condition so it is unlikely to be ferrel. There is water outside if it wants it but it doesn't, it wants someone from the house. I saw it again the other night but it wasn't drooling but it did have its tongue out (mouth closed). I am a cat person but this cat is starting to freak me out. It has only visited at night. Therefore, who does it want? why? Somehow, i know this isn't going to end well!

04-17-2004, 04:15 PM	#3
Ironbar Manshoon Join Date: June 7, 2003 Location: Sheffield Age: 40 Posts: 223	Luckily for the cat, i am a cat person and i don't own said weapon. [ 04-17-2004, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: Ironbar ]

04-17-2004, 05:11 PM	#8
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 64 Posts: 2,871	Soldier of Fortune usually had adds in the back about guys that like to deal with problems like this... if this is a "Freedom/Liberation issue requiring High Explosives in liberal doses."

04-17-2004, 05:24 PM	#9
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 40 Posts: 6,136	Must be a Werecat. It's coming for you, m8

04-17-2004, 05:26 PM	#10
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 39 Posts: 4,673	What color and size is the cat, just out of curiosity? __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

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