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Ironbar 04-17-2004 03:53 PM

My house is being visited by a scary cat. The first time i saw it it was on the bin looking into the house. This is not unusual, i have two cats ( 1 male, 1 female both of which have been fixed) and we always have other cats looking into my house. However, this cat had its tongue out (mouth closed) and was drooling, a lot! It looked in good condition so it is unlikely to be ferrel. There is water outside if it wants it but it doesn't, it wants someone from the house. I saw it again the other night but it wasn't drooling but it did have its tongue out (mouth closed). I am a cat person but this cat is starting to freak me out. It has only visited at night. Therefore, who does it want? why? Somehow, i know this isn't going to end well!

promethius9594 04-17-2004 04:08 PM

um, dude, some cats let there tongues stick out a little bit naturally, even with mouths closed. if its hanging out too far, however, then theres something freaky.

eitherway, a few welplaced shots with a high powered pellet gun will nice and silently take care of your (and the cats) problem.

Ironbar 04-17-2004 04:15 PM

Luckily for the cat, i am a cat person and i don't own said weapon.

[ 04-17-2004, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: Ironbar ]

Stratos 04-17-2004 04:27 PM

Maybe it got rabies, maybe it suffers from some form of paralyzation in the face, maybe it's possessed by a demon or maybe it's just being rude.

johnny 04-17-2004 04:41 PM

Maybe he's in love with you, hence the drooling. Give him flowers, and see what happens. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Stratos 04-17-2004 04:45 PM

Are you talking from experience, johnny? :D

johnny 04-17-2004 04:49 PM

No, but he might wanna keep all options open. :D

Sir Degrader 04-17-2004 05:11 PM

Soldier of Fortune usually had adds in the back about guys that like to deal with problems like this... if this is a "Freedom/Liberation issue requiring High Explosives in liberal doses."

Dreamer128 04-17-2004 05:24 PM

Must be a Werecat. It's coming for you, m8 ;)

Illumina Drathiran'ar 04-17-2004 05:26 PM

What color and size is the cat, just out of curiosity?


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