What do women say when they are caught?

Vaskez · 03-17-2004, 01:25 PM

Caught cheating on their man that is...

English woman:
"Darling, if you'd informed me earlier of your estimated time of arrival, this mutually awkward situation could have been avoided."

German:
"Hans, you are 4 minutes and 45 seconds earlier than usual, explain yourself!"

French:
"Ah Jean, glad you are here, Jacques can't keep going for much longer."

Swedish:
"Is that you Olaf? I'm pretty much done, but Sven would like to keep going, do join in."

Russian:
"Ivan! Finally a real man. This one here didn't even beat me up beforehand."

Jewish:
"Isaac, is that you? Then who the hell is lying on me?"

Romanian:
"Don't worry dear, he paid up front."

Hungarian (as she jumps out of bed):
"István, what do you believe in more, me or your eyes?"

Czech:
"Pepa, don't worry, I just found out that he's your future boss."

Gypsy:
"Feri, I've been keeping him here for two hours so you can steal his wallet, hurry up!"

[ 03-17-2004, 01:27 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

johnny · 03-17-2004, 01:46 PM

I'm glad to see that Dutch women don't cheat.

Firestormalpha · 03-17-2004, 01:59 PM

Hmm apparently neither do American women.

Vaskez · 03-17-2004, 02:05 PM

Well if you're going to look at it that way, then neither do the woman from the other 200+ countries in the world. You donkeys [img]tongue.gif[/img] This was a hungarian joke translated - Hungarians never joke about Dutch or Americans. Most jokes are about gypsies, jews and russians and then there are some about english etc. but have never heard any about americans or dutch.

Xen · 03-17-2004, 04:22 PM

Nice. I like the last one the most. (What a weird sentence, huh?)

Blind_Prophet · 03-17-2004, 04:43 PM

LoL good stuff Vaskez.

Gangrell · 03-17-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:
This was a hungarian joke translated - Hungarians never joke about Dutch or Americans.

Hey, I like 'em already

Sythe · 03-17-2004, 07:07 PM

I am a bit surprised that American women are not included. :1laugh:

Good stuff Vaskez

Bozos of Bones · 03-17-2004, 07:28 PM

He! Love the German one!

Vaskez · 03-18-2004, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gangrell:

quote:
Originally posted by Vaskez:
This was a hungarian joke translated - Hungarians never joke about Dutch or Americans.

Hey, I like 'em already [/QUOTE]There are several reasons for this: firstly they are not considered important enough in Hungary's history, or haven't done anything bad to Hungary in the past. Secondly, quoting Mack 10: "Sen Dog's so wack, he ain't worth dissing" ...apply America or Holland in place of Sen Dog

Thirdly, enough people take the piss out of Americans, Hungarians like to be original

03-17-2004, 01:25 PM	#1
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Caught cheating on their man that is... English woman: "Darling, if you'd informed me earlier of your estimated time of arrival, this mutually awkward situation could have been avoided." German: "Hans, you are 4 minutes and 45 seconds earlier than usual, explain yourself!" French: "Ah Jean, glad you are here, Jacques can't keep going for much longer." Swedish: "Is that you Olaf? I'm pretty much done, but Sven would like to keep going, do join in." Russian: "Ivan! Finally a real man. This one here didn't even beat me up beforehand." Jewish: "Isaac, is that you? Then who the hell is lying on me?" Romanian: "Don't worry dear, he paid up front." Hungarian (as she jumps out of bed): "István, what do you believe in more, me or your eyes?" Czech: "Pepa, don't worry, I just found out that he's your future boss." Gypsy: "Feri, I've been keeping him here for two hours so you can steal his wallet, hurry up!" [ 03-17-2004, 01:27 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ] __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

03-17-2004, 01:46 PM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	I'm glad to see that Dutch women don't cheat. __________________

03-17-2004, 01:59 PM	#3
Firestormalpha Knight of the Rose Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Coral Springs, Fl USA Age: 41 Posts: 4,454	Hmm apparently neither do American women. __________________ "When you start with a presupposition, it's hard to arrive at any other conclusion." "We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse." - Augustine "If you're wondering if God has a sense of humor, consider the platypus." http://www.greaterthings.cbglades.com

03-17-2004, 02:05 PM	#4
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Well if you're going to look at it that way, then neither do the woman from the other 200+ countries in the world. You donkeys [img]tongue.gif[/img] This was a hungarian joke translated - Hungarians never joke about Dutch or Americans. Most jokes are about gypsies, jews and russians and then there are some about english etc. but have never heard any about americans or dutch. __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

03-17-2004, 04:43 PM	#6
Blind_Prophet Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Yokosuka Japan Age: 39 Posts: 1,168	LoL good stuff Vaskez. __________________ The height of narcissism

03-17-2004, 04:22 PM	#5
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 37 Posts: 8,554	Nice. I like the last one the most. (What a weird sentence, huh?)

03-17-2004, 07:07 PM	#8
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 36 Posts: 2,365	I am a bit surprised that American women are not included. :1laugh: Good stuff Vaskez __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

03-17-2004, 07:28 PM	#9
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 38 Posts: 4,679	He! Love the German one! __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

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