Caught cheating on their man that is...

English woman:
"Darling, if you'd informed me earlier of your estimated time of arrival, this mutually awkward situation could have been avoided."

German:
"Hans, you are 4 minutes and 45 seconds earlier than usual, explain yourself!"

French:
"Ah Jean, glad you are here, Jacques can't keep going for much longer."

Swedish:
"Is that you Olaf? I'm pretty much done, but Sven would like to keep going, do join in."

Russian:
"Ivan! Finally a real man. This one here didn't even beat me up beforehand."

Jewish:
"Isaac, is that you? Then who the hell is lying on me?"

Romanian:
"Don't worry dear, he paid up front."

Hungarian (as she jumps out of bed):
"István, what do you believe in more, me or your eyes?"

Czech:
"Pepa, don't worry, I just found out that he's your future boss."

Gypsy:
"Feri, I've been keeping him here for two hours so you can steal his wallet, hurry up!"


:D

[ 03-17-2004, 01:27 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

I'm glad to see that Dutch women don't cheat. :D

Hmm apparently neither do American women.

Well if you're going to look at it that way, then neither do the woman from the other 200+ countries in the world. You donkeys [img]tongue.gif[/img] This was a hungarian joke translated - Hungarians never joke about Dutch or Americans. Most jokes are about gypsies, jews and russians and then there are some about english etc. but have never heard any about americans or dutch.

Nice. I like the last one the most. (What a weird sentence, huh?)

LoL good stuff Vaskez.

Hey, I like 'em already :D

I am a bit surprised that American women are not included. :1laugh:

Good stuff Vaskez

He! Love the German one!

Hey, I like 'em already :D </font>[/QUOTE]There are several reasons for this: firstly they are not considered important enough in Hungary's history, or haven't done anything bad to Hungary in the past. Secondly, quoting Mack 10: "Sen Dog's so wack, he ain't worth dissing" ...apply America or Holland in place of Sen Dog :D ;)
Thirdly, enough people take the piss out of Americans, Hungarians like to be original :D