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06-18-2003, 12:12 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
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>> > > I BET YOU'LL READ IT TWICE!
> > > > > > > > A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and >engage in > > > > an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them >ignores them > > > > at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one >of the > > > > men > > say > > > > the following: > > > > > > > > "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I >come > > > > once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come >again and > > > > pee twice. Den I come one lasta time." > > > > > > > > YOU FOUL-MOUTHED PIG," retorted the lady indignantly. "In >this > > > > country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" > > > > > > > > "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta >sexa? I'm > > > > a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi'." >
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06-18-2003, 12:26 AM
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The Magister
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Heard this one quite a few times before. It's conveyed best verbally with a fake Italian accent. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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06-18-2003, 02:37 AM
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Emerald Dragon
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ok pretty funny but why would i read it twice? i never had to
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06-18-2003, 03:09 AM
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Ha ha funny but one time was enough for me [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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06-18-2003, 05:50 AM
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40th Level Warrior
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I read it more than twice but I still don't get it.
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06-18-2003, 08:25 AM
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poor Kakero, you find it hard to understand the jokes yet your English is sensational [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]
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06-18-2003, 08:38 AM
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Harper
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Read it twice... but got it... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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06-18-2003, 05:03 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
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Read it once, Got it, read it again to make sure
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06-18-2003, 05:07 PM
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06-18-2003, 05:15 PM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: May 29, 2002
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Yupp read it twice and then I got it [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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