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03-29-2003, 10:53 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Family Reunion
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I’m sick of her, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her,” and then hangs up. The son frantically calls his sister, who goes nuts upon hearing the news. She calls her father and yells, “You are not getting a divorce! Bob and I will be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a single thing, do you hear me?” The father hangs up the phone, turns to his wife, and says, “It worked! The kids are coming for a visit, and they’re paying their own way!” 
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03-29-2003, 10:57 AM
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Zartan
 Join Date: October 15, 2001
Location: Oslo, Norway
Age: 36
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[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] Good one, Arvon.
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03-29-2003, 12:52 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: January 2, 2003
Location: Big Castle in the Sky
Age: 38
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There's fatherly love for ya [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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03-29-2003, 02:46 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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what a cool method!
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03-29-2003, 07:53 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: September 15, 2002
Location: Kennewick, WA
Age: 53
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Sounds like something my dad would do. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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