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the new JR Jansen · 01-21-2003, 02:27 PM

Did you know

If you would yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days without stopping, you would have produced enough soundwaves to heat 1 cup of coffee (not really worth it, imo [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img] ).

If you would fart 6 years and 9 months, you would have produced enough gas to equil to energy needed for a nuclear bomb (now we're getting somewhere

).

The orgasm of a pig lasts for 30 minutes (i want to be a pig in my next live. How did they ectually found this and WHY [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img] ).

If you hit your head against a wall for an hour, you loose 150 calories (i still can't believe that about thoose pigs).

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex for pleasure (that's why Flipper always smiles, but still, a 30 minute orgasm for a pig ? It's just not fair [img]graemlins/madhell.gif[/img] ).

An ant can lift 50 times his own weight, can drag 30 times his own weight and falls on its right side when it gets poisoned (you have to research something, wright).

Polar bears are left handed (WHO KNEW ? WHO CARES ?)

A flea can jump 350 times its own bodylength. If a human could do that, i could jump over 7 soccerfields (30 minutes, unbelievable. And why a pig

).

A cockroach can live for 9 days without its head. After that it dies from hunger (yikes).

The male praying mantis can't have sex when its head is still attached to its body. The females let the males know they want to have sex by ripping the males head off (honey, i'm home, uh-oh).

Some lions have sex more then 50 times a day (fine, fine, but i still want to be a pig in my next life, kwality over kwantity).

The eye of an ostrige(sp) is bigger than its brains (hey, i know certain people who fit this discription also).

A seastar doesn't have brains (hmmm, i know a couple of people like that too).

After readin all of this, i can only say one thing. They're lucky those pigs.

And if your wife or girlfriend calls you a pig, that means they have just made a compliment.

Horatio · 01-21-2003, 02:29 PM

I just wanna know who the hell was on the pig-orgasm research team

Timber Loftis · 01-21-2003, 02:35 PM

Great stuff. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

But, wouldn't you rather be dolphin or human, and at least *appreciate* the fun you're having?

Plus, is this a male pig or a female pig? Cause I know some women . . . .

Well, let's just say I'll be very cheery if I'm a woman in the next life. Oh, and I'll be lesbian too. [Does best Beavis & Butthead laugh]

[ 01-21-2003, 02:36 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ]

johnny · 01-21-2003, 04:26 PM

Farting for 6 years and 9 months ???? That's a lot of beans.

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-21-2003, 04:39 PM

interesting stats. I want to be a pig now

Lavindathar · 01-21-2003, 10:05 PM

Hmmm, lion sounds good.

But do they jack the pig off to find this out, or just time it's oinks? The hitting head/wall theory, who the F thought of this?

Night all!

SomeGuy · 01-21-2003, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe:
interesting stats. I want to be a pig now

DANG! Beat me to it!
PS For those who don't know.Whenever someone posts something like this someone always says "I wish I was pig" or something simialiar.

BTW: Hey it's nice to see ya again shed boy!

Where ya been?

Paladin2000 · 01-22-2003, 02:22 AM

I was born in the year of pig (Chinese Lunar Calander) but I have not experience such an orgasm before...

the new JR Jansen · 01-22-2003, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Farting for 6 years and 9 months ???? That's a lot of beans.

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

This could also make for some interesting goings-on.

For example, if someone farts, will the UN call for inspectors to make sure you're not producing weapons of mass distruction

?

Or how about an Al-Qeada farting camp where they feed people beans and, uhm, how shall i put this, other fart-inducing products [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] . Now thoose are chemical weapons.

Timber could you sent some of thoose women my way, i like to check them out myself

.

@ Someguy. It's not because i don't post a lot i'm not around. I check these forums daily but i don't always feel the need to post.

@ Paladin 2000. Keep training buddy, keep training [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

[ 01-22-2003, 06:56 AM: Message edited by: the new JR Jansen ]

Irongrinder · 01-22-2003, 07:05 AM

lol, good ones. Now every one is hoping to be called a pig by there partner in the next few days

01-21-2003, 02:27 PM	#1
the new JR Jansen Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: May 8, 2002 Location: chocolate land Age: 50 Posts: 696	Did you know If you would yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days without stopping, you would have produced enough soundwaves to heat 1 cup of coffee (not really worth it, imo [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img] ). If you would fart 6 years and 9 months, you would have produced enough gas to equil to energy needed for a nuclear bomb (now we're getting somewhere ). The orgasm of a pig lasts for 30 minutes (i want to be a pig in my next live. How did they ectually found this and WHY [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img] ). If you hit your head against a wall for an hour, you loose 150 calories (i still can't believe that about thoose pigs). Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex for pleasure (that's why Flipper always smiles, but still, a 30 minute orgasm for a pig ? It's just not fair [img]graemlins/madhell.gif[/img] ). An ant can lift 50 times his own weight, can drag 30 times his own weight and falls on its right side when it gets poisoned (you have to research something, wright). Polar bears are left handed (WHO KNEW ? WHO CARES ?) A flea can jump 350 times its own bodylength. If a human could do that, i could jump over 7 soccerfields (30 minutes, unbelievable. And why a pig ). A cockroach can live for 9 days without its head. After that it dies from hunger (yikes). The male praying mantis can't have sex when its head is still attached to its body. The females let the males know they want to have sex by ripping the males head off (honey, i'm home, uh-oh). Some lions have sex more then 50 times a day (fine, fine, but i still want to be a pig in my next life, kwality over kwantity). The eye of an ostrige(sp) is bigger than its brains (hey, i know certain people who fit this discription also). A seastar doesn't have brains (hmmm, i know a couple of people like that too). After readin all of this, i can only say one thing. They're lucky those pigs. And if your wife or girlfriend calls you a pig, that means they have just made a compliment. __________________ JR<br /><br /><br /><br />It\'s me. The guy with the cloak big enough for a fire giant and the long nose.<br />Owner of the most visited woodshed in Ironworks\' history.

01-21-2003, 02:29 PM	#2
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	I just wanna know who the hell was on the pig-orgasm research team __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-21-2003, 02:35 PM	#3
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Great stuff. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] But, wouldn't you rather be dolphin or human, and at least appreciate the fun you're having? Plus, is this a male pig or a female pig? Cause I know some women . . . . Well, let's just say I'll be very cheery if I'm a woman in the next life. Oh, and I'll be lesbian too. [Does best Beavis & Butthead laugh] [ 01-21-2003, 02:36 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ] __________________

01-21-2003, 04:26 PM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Farting for 6 years and 9 months ???? That's a lot of beans. __________________

01-21-2003, 04:39 PM	#5
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	interesting stats. I want to be a pig now __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-21-2003, 10:05 PM	#6
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 40 Posts: 4,729	Hmmm, lion sounds good. But do they jack the pig off to find this out, or just time it's oinks? The hitting head/wall theory, who the F thought of this? Night all! __________________ =@

01-22-2003, 02:22 AM	#8
Paladin2000 Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: February 19, 2002 Location: Your guess is as good as mine. Age: 53 Posts: 1,728	I was born in the year of pig (Chinese Lunar Calander) but I have not experience such an orgasm before... __________________ (This is an invisible sig.)

01-22-2003, 07:05 AM	#10
Irongrinder Avatar Join Date: June 8, 2001 Location: The forest Posts: 526	lol, good ones. Now every one is hoping to be called a pig by there partner in the next few days

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