Spanish Delight (this IS PG13)

Arvon · 01-14-2003, 06:33 PM

Spanish Delight

While vacationing in Spain a tourist enters a restaurant and is immediately shown to his table. As he browses the menu he notices a gentleman at a nearby table eating what appears to be two large brown balls. The tourist is very curious so he ask the waiter for the name of the dish.

"Oh my" the waiter exclaims. "This is our most prized culinary delight. Each day there is a bull fight. The matador bravely confronts the bull with his red cape. The bull charges him several times and each time the matador bravely escapes death. Eventually the bull fighter will stab the bull with his sword and kill him. It is at that precise moment that the balls of the bull are cut off and rushed to the kitchen of our restaurant. We prepare the dish with our best herbs and spices and serve it to one of my customers."

The tourist is intrigued so he makes a reservation for the next serving of the bulls testicles. Promptly at 3pm sharp the next day the tourist arrives and escorted to a table near the window. Some complementary wine is brought to his table with a large bowl containing the balls. The tourist bites down and begins to slowly savour the meat. Within a few minutes the tourist finishes the meal and motions to the waiter. "I'm curious about something. Yesterday I noticed that the balls were so large but today the balls that I was served were very very small."

"Oh my," the waiter replied, "I must have failed to mention that sometimes the bull wins."

WillowIX · 01-14-2003, 07:04 PM

ROTLLAO! Dear God! I´m going to crack a rib! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

shadowhound · 01-14-2003, 08:53 PM

Now that was funny [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 01-14-2003, 08:53 PM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]

Grungi · 01-15-2003, 08:23 AM

rofl [img]smile.gif[/img] always did have my doubts about mainland spanish cookin

LowTech · 01-15-2003, 08:46 AM

Hey, I'm watching you, be careful what you say

Grungi · 01-15-2003, 09:25 AM

paella on the other hand is gorgeous, spanish sea food is great, not fond of the mainland stuff though i must admit [img]tongue.gif[/img] bulls testes and the like

was in mallorca last october, had paella every chance i got [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lavindathar · 01-15-2003, 06:38 PM

Rofl!!!

Not bad not bad!!!

LordKathen · 01-15-2003, 07:10 PM

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johnny · 01-15-2003, 08:34 PM

ROFL Great joke.

01-14-2003, 06:33 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Spanish Delight While vacationing in Spain a tourist enters a restaurant and is immediately shown to his table. As he browses the menu he notices a gentleman at a nearby table eating what appears to be two large brown balls. The tourist is very curious so he ask the waiter for the name of the dish. "Oh my" the waiter exclaims. "This is our most prized culinary delight. Each day there is a bull fight. The matador bravely confronts the bull with his red cape. The bull charges him several times and each time the matador bravely escapes death. Eventually the bull fighter will stab the bull with his sword and kill him. It is at that precise moment that the balls of the bull are cut off and rushed to the kitchen of our restaurant. We prepare the dish with our best herbs and spices and serve it to one of my customers." The tourist is intrigued so he makes a reservation for the next serving of the bulls testicles. Promptly at 3pm sharp the next day the tourist arrives and escorted to a table near the window. Some complementary wine is brought to his table with a large bowl containing the balls. The tourist bites down and begins to slowly savour the meat. Within a few minutes the tourist finishes the meal and motions to the waiter. "I'm curious about something. Yesterday I noticed that the balls were so large but today the balls that I was served were very very small." "Oh my," the waiter replied, "I must have failed to mention that sometimes the bull wins." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-14-2003, 07:04 PM	#2
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 51 Posts: 4,628	ROTLLAO! Dear God! I´m going to crack a rib! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

01-14-2003, 08:53 PM	#3
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 39 Posts: 3,281	Now that was funny [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 01-14-2003, 08:53 PM: Message edited by: shadowhound ] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

01-15-2003, 08:46 AM	#5
LowTech Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: February 4, 2002 Location: Almeria, Spain Age: 47 Posts: 37	Hey, I'm watching you, be careful what you say __________________ <br />\"Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious\", Oscar Wilde.

01-15-2003, 06:38 PM	#7
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 40 Posts: 4,729	Rofl!!! Not bad not bad!!! __________________ =@

01-15-2003, 08:23 AM	#4
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 47 Posts: 1,446	rofl [img]smile.gif[/img] always did have my doubts about mainland spanish cookin

01-15-2003, 09:25 AM	#6
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 47 Posts: 1,446	paella on the other hand is gorgeous, spanish sea food is great, not fond of the mainland stuff though i must admit [img]tongue.gif[/img] bulls testes and the like was in mallorca last october, had paella every chance i got [img]smile.gif[/img]

01-15-2003, 07:10 PM	#8
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 53 Posts: 3,166	[img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] __________________

01-15-2003, 08:34 PM	#9
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	ROFL Great joke. __________________

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