A Differant Kind of Blonde Joke

Arvon · 01-10-2003, 06:16 PM

The Question Game

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, drunk and dozing, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look.

He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the digital cellphone via infra-red wireless connection to his modem port and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mail to all his co-workers, friends, clients, and suppliers that he knows. And then some. All to no avail.

After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 01-10-2003, 06:20 PM

ROFLMAO. Thats great.

SomeGuy · 01-10-2003, 06:35 PM

LOL.That was good.I knew the what would be happening at the end though...

Vaskez · 01-10-2003, 06:45 PM

LMAO!

01-10-2003, 07:18 PM

I heard a similiar one, in an "Australian Jokes" book

Listen to this:
A blonde walks into a store and asks for Crocodile Shoes. When she hears the price she said to the salesperson "It would be cheaper to buy a gun kill a crocodile" This sounded like a good idea at the time so she drove to a lake where some corcadiles lived. A passer by saw 4 dead crocodiles on the shore, as she brang a 5th one to shore she muttered "damn this ones not wearing shoes either.!"

[ 01-10-2003, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: Slizerio ]

GokuZool · 01-10-2003, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slizerio:
I heard a similiar one, in an "Australian Jokes" book
Listen to this:
A blonde walks into a store and asks for Crocodile Shoes. When she hears the price she said to the salesperson "It would be cheaper to buy a gun kill a crocodile" This sounded like a good idea at the time so she drove to a lake where some corcadiles lived. A passer by saw 4 dead crocodiles on the shore, as she brang a 5th one to shore she muttered "damn this ones not wearing shoes either.!"

LOL, [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] good one Slizerio. Those Australian Jokes books are great!

01-10-2003, 06:16 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	The Question Game A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, drunk and dozing, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the digital cellphone via infra-red wireless connection to his modem port and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mail to all his co-workers, friends, clients, and suppliers that he knows. And then some. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-10-2003, 06:35 PM	#3
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	LOL.That was good.I knew the what would be happening at the end though... __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

01-10-2003, 06:45 PM	#4
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	LMAO! __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

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01-10-2003, 06:20 PM	#2
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	ROFLMAO. Thats great.

01-10-2003, 07:18 PM	#5
Slizerio Guest Posts: n/a	I heard a similiar one, in an "Australian Jokes" book Listen to this: A blonde walks into a store and asks for Crocodile Shoes. When she hears the price she said to the salesperson "It would be cheaper to buy a gun kill a crocodile" This sounded like a good idea at the time so she drove to a lake where some corcadiles lived. A passer by saw 4 dead crocodiles on the shore, as she brang a 5th one to shore she muttered "damn this ones not wearing shoes either.!" [ 01-10-2003, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: Slizerio ]

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