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10-22-2002, 10:26 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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How Does Your Garden Grow?
A beautiful blonde woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best. One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, How did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" "No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
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10-22-2002, 10:51 AM
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20th Level Warrior
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Location: Estonia
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LOL! That was funny [img]smile.gif[/img] .
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10-22-2002, 10:59 AM
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Dracolisk
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Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
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that's just wrong [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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10-22-2002, 11:06 AM
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Jack Burton
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rofl
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10-22-2002, 11:46 AM
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Fzoul Chembryl
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funny funny, very funny....
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10-22-2002, 02:20 PM
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Elminster
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Location: Near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Good one. ROFL.
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10-22-2002, 03:15 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: June 1, 2002
Location: Mukilteo, WA
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FUNNY VERY FUNNY
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10-22-2002, 03:34 PM
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The Magister
 Join Date: October 21, 2002
Location: Mukilteo Wa
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Awesome very funny i have too remember that one.
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10-22-2002, 06:23 PM
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John Locke
 Join Date: February 7, 2002
Location: Edmonton, Canada
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I don't get it...
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10-22-2002, 06:26 PM
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Apophis
 Join Date: July 10, 2001
Location: By a big blue lake, Canada
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Nice joke BTW Arvon. Not the punchline I expected 
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