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01-03-2003, 02:35 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: August 24, 2002
Location: Aussie now in the US of A!
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I recently heard some more of those stupid invention jokes such as the peddle powered wheelchair, fire-proof matches and so on, And was wandering how many there are out there. so if you have any good ones please do tell.
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01-03-2003, 03:09 AM
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Drow Warrior
 Join Date: September 10, 2001
Location: CA, USA
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you mean like the alarm clock which automatically shuts itself off as soon as the alarm goes, so that you don't have to bother with getting up and hitting the snooze button, which you would do anyway...
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01-03-2003, 03:11 AM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
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01-03-2003, 03:19 AM
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Drow Warrior
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[I think GAMES Magazine had a contest like this a while back (?) ]
How about the Battery Powered Ni-Cad recharger, when you're out camping and don't have house current? (OMNI magazine had: Word processor consumes no electricity, w/ built-in delete, capable of doing graphics as well, etc... Answer: pencil) |
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01-03-2003, 04:04 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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I like the helicopter with the eject seat.
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01-03-2003, 04:09 AM
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Drow Warrior
Join Date: November 25, 2002
Location: Germany
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How about a convertible submarine?
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01-03-2003, 04:18 AM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: November 10, 2001
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01-03-2003, 04:20 AM
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Jack Burton
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their just not widley used. The rotors have explosives in them and when they detonate the rotors fly away and the pilot and co-pilot eject. |
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01-03-2003, 04:36 AM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: August 28, 2001
Location: Australia
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You seem to be forgettin the all time classic, waterproof teabag!
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01-03-2003, 04:48 AM
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Drow Warrior
Join Date: November 25, 2002
Location: Germany
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The TV-integrated remote control
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