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johnny · 12-14-2002, 09:03 PM

Military Aircraft Registration Card...

McDonnell Douglas

AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES

Important! Important! Important! Important! Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase.

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. __Mr. __Mrs. __Ms. __Miss __Lt. __Gen. __Comrade __Classified __Other

First Name____________________Initial____Last Name_________________________

Latitude________________________Longitude_________ _________________________

Altitude________________________Password, Code Name, Etc.__________________

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

__F-14 Tomcat __F-15 Eagle __F-16 Falcon __F-117A Stealth __Classified

3. Date of purchase: Month___________Day___________Year____________

4. Serial Number____________________

5. Please check where this product was purchased:

__Received as Gift/Aid Package

__Catalog Showroom

__Sleazy Arms Broker

__Mail Order

__Discount Store

__Government Surplus

__Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:

__Heard loud noise, looked up

__Store Display

__Espionage

__Recommended by friend/relative/ally

__Political lobbying by Manufacturer

__Was attacked by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

__Style/Appearance

__Kickback/Bribe

__Recommended by salesperson

__Speed/Maneuverability

__Comfort/Convenience

__McDonnell Douglas Reputation

__Advanced Weapons Systems

__Price/Value

__Back-Room Politics

__Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

__North America

__Central/South America

__Aircraft Carrier

__Europe

__Middle East

__Africa

__Asia/Far East

__Misc. Third-World Countries

__Classified

9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future:

Product Own Intend to purchase

Color TV

VCR

ICBM

Hunter-Killer Satellite

CD Player

Air-to-Air Missiles

Space Shuttle

Home Computer

Nuclear Weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that apply:

__Communist/Socialist

__Terrorist

__Crazed (Islamic)

__Crazed (Other)

__Neutral

__Democratic

__Dictatorship

__Corrupt (Latin American)

__Corrupt (Other)

__Primitive/Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

__Cash

__Suitcases of Cocaine

__Oil Revenues

__Deficit Spending

__Personal Check

__Credit Card

__Ransom Money

__Traveler's Check

12. Occupation You Your Spouse

Homemaker __

Sales/Marketing__

Revolutionary__

Clerical__

Mercenary__

Tyrant__

Middle Management__

Eccentric Billionaire__

Defense Minister/General__

Retired__

Student__

13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:

Activity Interest You Your Spouse

Golf

Boating/Sailing

Sabotage

Running/Jogging

Propaganda/Disinformation

Destabilizing/Overthrow

Default on Loans

Gardening

Crafts

Black Market/Smuggling

Collectibles/Collections

Watching Sports on TV

Wines

Interrogation/Torture

Household Pets

Crushing Rebellions

Espionage/Reconnaissance

Fashion Clothing

Border Disputes

Mutually Assured Destruction

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION

Marketing Department

Military Aerospace Division

P.O. Box 800

St. Louis, MO 55500

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This item was apparently posted on the company site until management spotted it!

Mack_Attack · 12-14-2002, 10:55 PM

Yeah I will take two of those F-14 planes. Do you take Visa.

Lord Starshadow · 12-15-2002, 01:43 AM

Yes, I recently received two of your planes as early Christmas gifts. I must say, they are very nice. They're especially fun when I'm flying over various 3rd world countries. Now, just because I'm corrupt (Latin American), doesn't mean I don't appreciate quality work. Good job guys. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I hope you enjoyed the method of payment (cocaine, if you don't remember),

Too funny, Johnny!

Sever · 12-15-2002, 01:53 AM

Ees a nice one aye. A truckload of Columbian marching powder ees on eets way.

12-14-2002, 09:03 PM	#1
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Military Aircraft Registration Card... McDonnell Douglas AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES Important! Important! Important! Important! Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase. Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires. 1. __Mr. __Mrs. __Ms. __Miss __Lt. __Gen. __Comrade __Classified __Other First Name____________________Initial____Last Name_________________________ Latitude________________________Longitude_________ _________________________ Altitude________________________Password, Code Name, Etc.__________________ 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase? __F-14 Tomcat __F-15 Eagle __F-16 Falcon __F-117A Stealth __Classified 3. Date of purchase: Month___________Day___________Year____________ 4. Serial Number____________________ 5. Please check where this product was purchased: __Received as Gift/Aid Package __Catalog Showroom __Sleazy Arms Broker __Mail Order __Discount Store __Government Surplus __Classified 6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased: __Heard loud noise, looked up __Store Display __Espionage __Recommended by friend/relative/ally __Political lobbying by Manufacturer __Was attacked by one 7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product: __Style/Appearance __Kickback/Bribe __Recommended by salesperson __Speed/Maneuverability __Comfort/Convenience __McDonnell Douglas Reputation __Advanced Weapons Systems __Price/Value __Back-Room Politics __Negative experience opposing one in combat 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used: __North America __Central/South America __Aircraft Carrier __Europe __Middle East __Africa __Asia/Far East __Misc. Third-World Countries __Classified 9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future: Product Own Intend to purchase Color TV VCR ICBM Hunter-Killer Satellite CD Player Air-to-Air Missiles Space Shuttle Home Computer Nuclear Weapon 10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that apply: __Communist/Socialist __Terrorist __Crazed (Islamic) __Crazed (Other) __Neutral __Democratic __Dictatorship __Corrupt (Latin American) __Corrupt (Other) __Primitive/Tribal 11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? __Cash __Suitcases of Cocaine __Oil Revenues __Deficit Spending __Personal Check __Credit Card __Ransom Money __Traveler's Check 12. Occupation You Your Spouse Homemaker __ Sales/Marketing__ Revolutionary__ Clerical__ Mercenary__ Tyrant__ Middle Management__ Eccentric Billionaire__ Defense Minister/General__ Retired__ Student__ 13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis: Activity Interest You Your Spouse Golf Boating/Sailing Sabotage Running/Jogging Propaganda/Disinformation Destabilizing/Overthrow Default on Loans Gardening Crafts Black Market/Smuggling Collectibles/Collections Watching Sports on TV Wines Interrogation/Torture Household Pets Crushing Rebellions Espionage/Reconnaissance Fashion Clothing Border Disputes Mutually Assured Destruction Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division P.O. Box 800 St. Louis, MO 55500 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This item was apparently posted on the company site until management spotted it! __________________

12-14-2002, 10:55 PM	#2
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 52 Posts: 2,929	Yeah I will take two of those F-14 planes. Do you take Visa. __________________

12-15-2002, 01:43 AM	#3
Lord Starshadow Quintesson Join Date: October 3, 2002 Location: The plane of non-existence... and Michigan Age: 44 Posts: 1,087	Yes, I recently received two of your planes as early Christmas gifts. I must say, they are very nice. They're especially fun when I'm flying over various 3rd world countries. Now, just because I'm corrupt (Latin American), doesn't mean I don't appreciate quality work. Good job guys. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I hope you enjoyed the method of payment (cocaine, if you don't remember), Too funny, Johnny! __________________ Bah, I don\'t need a sig. You all don\'t care what I do anyway. <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Razz]\" src=\"tongue.gif\" />

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12-15-2002, 01:53 AM	#4
Sever Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 31, 2002 Location: Western Australia Age: 44 Posts: 3,293	Ees a nice one aye. A truckload of Columbian marching powder ees on eets way.

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