Poker Game

Arvon · 11-16-2002, 07:40 AM

Poker Game

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.

Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"

They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one.

They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.

"Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."

Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.

Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."

She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"

Rippington says, "I'll tell him."

Harkoliar · 11-16-2002, 07:54 AM

hehe kinda good actually [img]smile.gif[/img]

johnny · 11-16-2002, 07:56 AM

LOL Good one.

WillowIX · 11-16-2002, 09:14 AM

*snicker* Good one Arvon...

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 11-16-2002, 02:13 PM

as always arvon it was a pleasure to read [img]smile.gif[/img]

Mack_Attack · 11-16-2002, 02:26 PM

Nice one [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

11-16-2002, 07:40 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Poker Game Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me." Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants. Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards." She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" Rippington says, "I'll tell him." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-16-2002, 07:54 AM	#2
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	hehe kinda good actually [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

11-16-2002, 07:56 AM	#3
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	LOL Good one. __________________

11-16-2002, 09:14 AM	#4
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 51 Posts: 4,628	snicker Good one Arvon... __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

11-16-2002, 02:13 PM	#5
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	as always arvon it was a pleasure to read [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

11-16-2002, 02:26 PM	#6
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 52 Posts: 2,929	Nice one [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________

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