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Hathor
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Location: Waxahachie, TX
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The interdisciplinary comments of some grade schoolers saved for posterity by school teachers who kept journals of amusing things their students wrote in papers:
- The future of "I give" is "I take." - The parts of speech are lungs and air. - The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. - A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. - (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water. - A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot. - The general direction of the Alps is straight up. - A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator. - Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris. - The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums. - The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom. - We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk. - One of the main causes of dust is janitors. - A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities. - One by -product of raising cattle is calves. - To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it drips into the throat. - The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. - The climate is hottest next to the Creator. - Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings - The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom. - Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners. - The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other. - In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon. - Iron was discovered because someone smelt it. - In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah. - A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter.
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Ironworks Moderator
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I'm hurting.
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Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld
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Very cute. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Symbol of Cyric
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Hilarious!!
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Jack Burton
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..and all have turned up in my english book at one point or another
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Gold Dragon
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I have never seen those before, certainly not done them. [img]graemlins/uhoh2.gif[/img] ROFL!
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Fzoul Chembryl
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These are great. Did someone give you a jokebook or are you just funny *ahem*, I mean, do you have a well developed sense of humor coupled with creativity.
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Red Wizard of Thay
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ROFL! I laughed so hard I hurt my throat... or maby it was that chilli sauce I drank... anyway, chilli sauce drinking aside, GREAT WORK!
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
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L.O.L THANKS
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