The interdisciplinary comments of some grade schoolers saved for posterity by school teachers who kept journals of amusing things their students wrote in papers:

- The future of "I give" is "I take."

- The parts of speech are lungs and air.

- The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

- A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

- Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

- (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.

- A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.

- The general direction of the Alps is straight up.

- A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.

- Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.

- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

- We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

- One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

- A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.

- One by -product of raising cattle is calves.

- To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it drips into the throat.

- The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

- The climate is hottest next to the Creator.

- Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings

- The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

- Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.

- The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.

- In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.

- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

- In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.

- A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter.

I'm hurting. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rotfl.gif

Very cute. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Hilarious!! ;) :D :D :D :D

..and all have turned up in my english book at one point or another :D

I have never seen those before, certainly not done them. [img]graemlins/uhoh2.gif[/img] ROFL!

These are great. Did someone give you a jokebook or are you just funny *ahem*, I mean, do you have a well developed sense of humor coupled with creativity. :D

ROFL! I laughed so hard I hurt my throat... or maby it was that chilli sauce I drank... anyway, chilli sauce drinking aside, GREAT WORK! :D ;)

L.O.L THANKS