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10-02-2002, 10:31 AM
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 Join Date: October 4, 2001
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Top 10 Signs You're at a Redneck Wedding
10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters 9. Instead of "friends of the bride or friends of the groom," ushers ask "Ford or Chevy?" 8. Bridesmaids -- pink tube tops; bridegrooms -- Travis Tritt T-shirts 7. Phrase "I do" replaced by "I heard that" 6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden 5. When minister asks "who giveth this woman to be married," some guy in the back stands up and hollers, "Earnhardt!" 4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since 'Hee Haw,' Mr. Lindsay?" 3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and nacho cheese Doritos 2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the "Monster Truck Show" 1. Sign in front of the church: No shirt... No shoes... No problem
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10-02-2002, 10:33 AM
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For Kat, Att and Lady G: NO I REFUSE TO PARTISIPATE IN A WEDDING IF ITS ONE LIKE THIS [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] funny tho
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10-02-2002, 01:08 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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I just wanted to let y'all know that I thought this was funny but my uncle dad was very offended.
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10-02-2002, 01:21 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
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this is the wedding where they have beer debates right? and peeing contests? are the cows invited?
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10-02-2002, 05:03 PM
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But I'm feeling mu-u-uch better now; sticking to smart city fellers.
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10-02-2002, 05:09 PM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: July 11, 2002
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If your mother does not remove the Marlboro cigarette from between her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass. . .
you might be a redneck.
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10-02-2002, 05:09 PM
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Ra
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How come that I just knew that that you were behind this thread when I saw it on the front page, Arvon
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10-02-2002, 08:25 PM
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Hathor
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Hey I was at a wedding just last month that had vienna sausages and doritos [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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10-07-2002, 05:05 PM
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10-07-2002, 05:16 PM
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[/QUOTE]It depends. Does she light them with a match, a lighter, or by leaning over the bar and saying "which 'un of you fellers is gonna gimme a light"? As well, does she often tell people to kiss her ass? Until I have more info, I have to advise you not to get in the car with her after she's been drinkin' - unless of course you're going 4-wheelin in your car then it's okay (gotta be drinkin if you're 4-wheelin).
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