Top 10 Signs You're at a Redneck Wedding

10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters

9. Instead of "friends of the bride or friends of the groom," ushers ask "Ford or Chevy?"

8. Bridesmaids -- pink tube tops; bridegrooms -- Travis Tritt T-shirts

7. Phrase "I do" replaced by "I heard that"

6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden

5. When minister asks "who giveth this woman to be married," some guy in the back stands up and hollers, "Earnhardt!"

4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since 'Hee Haw,' Mr. Lindsay?"

3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and nacho cheese Doritos

2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the "Monster Truck Show"

1. Sign in front of the church: No shirt... No shoes... No problem

For Kat, Att and Lady G: NO I REFUSE TO PARTISIPATE IN A WEDDING IF ITS ONE LIKE THIS [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] funny tho ;)

I just wanted to let y'all know that I thought this was funny but my uncle dad was very offended. ;)

this is the wedding where they have beer debates right? and peeing contests? are the cows invited?

Actually they had cigarette debates, wrote their names in the snow, and the cows weren't invited but my sisters-in-law showed up anyway.
But I'm feeling mu-u-uch better now; sticking to smart city fellers.

If your mother does not remove the Marlboro cigarette from between her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass. . .

you might be a redneck.

How come that I just knew that that you were behind this thread when I saw it on the front page, Arvon ;)

Hey I was at a wedding just last month that had vienna sausages and doritos [img]tongue.gif[/img]

My mom is on Lucky Strikes... Should I be scared? :eek:

My mom is on Lucky Strikes... Should I be scared? :eek: </font>[/QUOTE]It depends. Does she light them with a match, a lighter, or by leaning over the bar and saying "which 'un of you fellers is gonna gimme a light"? As well, does she often tell people to kiss her ass? Until I have more info, I have to advise you not to get in the car with her after she's been drinkin' - unless of course you're going 4-wheelin in your car then it's okay (gotta be drinkin if you're 4-wheelin).