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07-27-2002, 11:05 AM
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(Except with trolls instead of Vikings)
The phone call leaves our land And opens wide the lines The Dial-up connection does beckon me As it whispers through the Screen It says: Set your Proxy Server And let me take your Browser to foreign Boards Take farewell of those near you And your Forum of the North! The wild cold deep black Internet Invites my hungry heart Cry not my Board I'll return, Only TOS'ing can keep us apart Unsubtle Troll in the sky up high Let the Bait of yours fly To guide us on our sail to foreign Groups Let your Bait fly! The E-mails flow through my inbox, And fills Internet Explorer with hope and pride Caress these lines of Beige, Modem Do not drop us all aside The wild cold deep black Internet As wide as Arpanet above Carry us, oh, Gods of Flame Don't take us down below Now approach the Board at dawn All is still; the first Topic of day is yet to be born Clad in morning dew asleep, The Forums Pages rise before us Trolls from the Net Carrying Ad Hom's at our sides No time to lose; at sunbirth we attack the Group by surprise Down The Internet with Socks we reign Trolls of the Net, we leave the threads in Flames! Threads in flames Threads in flames Threads in flames Threads in flames Fire! Unsubtle Troll of Cascade way up high Swing your Post that cracks the sky Send the Flames to waste their bandwidth and take us home Guide your Trolls, us, home When the Moderator cries out my name And time has come for me to be banned Then wrap me in my Proxy Server And lay my IP tools down at my side Then place me on a Thread of Bait And let it drift Off Topic with time Let the flames purify my soul On it's way to Board up high |
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07-27-2002, 11:17 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
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07-27-2002, 11:23 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
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LOL, Nice One Dramnek...
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07-27-2002, 05:14 PM
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Ra
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Very poetic [img]smile.gif[/img]
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07-27-2002, 05:28 PM
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Applause. Very good, Dramnik.
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